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Jessica Simpson makes the new Starmuscle.com’s worst celebrity category. I had no time writing this one up and I imagine that I will be adding more to this post as time goes by. She never ceases to disappoint me.
Jessica Simpson: She is an American pop singer and actress who rose to fame in the late 1990s. She has achieved seven Billboard Top 40 hits, and has two gold and three multi-platinum RIAA-certified albums. Yet I couldn’t tell you one of them…..wait that John Cougar Mellancamp rip off sample song, oh yeah. Jessica is dumb and she even tries at times to act more dumberer for comedy. Since her decline and divorce from Nick Lachey (good guy), she has been quite opportunistic in her dating (Jackass guys, John Mayer, and now Tony Romo)…..always grabbing a NEW, Up-And-Comer, that will get her back into the limelight. Her relationship with her stage dad is creepy at times, she’s constantly jealous of her sister Ashlee. Finally Jessica Simpson looks like a drag queen from an Off-Vegas Show.
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I heard that song at the gym this morning and I can’t get it out of my head. Make it stop, the pain is too much….arrrrgh! Now you are humming it, aren’t you? Even though it is Tuesday all this crap somewhat happened yesterday.
Marisa Miller ‘Embarrassed’ to Be #1:
Californian native Marisa Miller didn’t exactly squeal with excitement when she found out she took the top spot in Maxim’s Hot 100. Oh blush blush, I am emabrarressed I could care less about this nobody. Starmuscle.com is not embarrassed to be the #1 celebrity blog.
Indiana Jones Vs. ‘Sex and the City’:
Da da da daaaaa….da da dah. Da da da daaaa…..da da da da dum. Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull’ is on track to be the second biggest Memorial Day weekend opener ever, but will ‘Sex and the City’ topple it at the box office? All I know is that I am Jonesin’ for some sex, does that count?
Paul McCartney Receives Doctorate From Yale:
Paul McCartney can now add one more honor to the numerous awards, accolades and the knighthood he has already received. I bet if you weighed all his awards it would be over 2 tons in weight.
Sydney Pollack Dead at 73:
Sydney Pollack, the Academy Award-winning director who collaborated with a long list of elite actors on films such as “Out of Africa,” “Tootsie,” “The Way We Were” and “Absence of Malice,” died Monday. He was 73.
‘Indiana Jones’ Earns $311M Worldwide First Weekend:
The most recent Indiana Jones film more than recouped its big budget with an estimated $311 million in global box office sales through the long weekend, according to studio estimates Monday.
Swayze Makes First Public Appearance Since Cancer:
‘Road House’ star Patrick Swayze, 55, made his first public appearance since announcing in March he is battling pancreatic cancer.He really is NOT having the time of his life right now. Best of luck Patty.
Actor in Upcoming ‘Potter’ Film Killed in Bar Brawl:
Rob Knox, a British teen actor who had a small role in the upcoming ‘Harry Potter’ film was stabbed and killed in a bar brawl in London on Saturday, police said. The poor kid didn’t even get to enjoy all the fresh new poon he would have gotten being a new star and flavor of the week.
Zhang Ziyi Says She’s Outraged by Ignorance About Quake:
‘Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon’ star Zhang Ziyi says she’s outraged by what she says is ignorance about the recent earthquake in China. Well she is going to REALLY hate Starmuscle.com’s theory of the event. The Chinese government has ways of controlling the weather and this was done either purposely or as an accidental test that went sour.
There you go enjoy. Please also check out our NON-Celebrity message board (retards.com) which has alot of news, funny email forwards, and other stuff just like Starmuscle.com. Thanks for visiting BTW.
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Elizabeth Hasselbeck is one of the worst celebrities as rated by Starmuscle.com. I hate Elizabeth, Elizabeth Hasselbeck sucks. Elizabeth Hasselbeck: This American / former reality show contestant of Survivor is now a current co-host on the daytime talk show ‘The View’. She is the daughter of Catholic school teacher/lawyer Elizabeth DelPadre and believe you this has been brainwashed into her existence. Elizabeth is one of the few people still hanging onto George W Bush’s idiology and retardedness. Her right-wing ultra conservative spin ALWAYS has the daily ‘catch phrase’ from her corrupt constituants (Fox News). She is a puppet, plain and simple. No one on Tv is more brainwashed and ignorant about the war in Iraq than Elizabeth. It is impossible to listen to her and not shake your head in utter disbelief. She is quite the hottie, and in my opinion is being groomed for a Political career. Make my words.
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Good morning Peeps. Here’s your celebrity gossip which is easy like sunday morning….and Britney Spears!
Halle Berry Has Baby Girl:
Halle Berry has given birth to a baby girl.The Oscar-winning actress gave birth at Cedars-Sinai in Los Angeles on Sunday.Her publicist confirmed: “Everyone is doing great!”Halle has been dating model Gabriel Aubry since 2005. Congrats on being the baby’s mama.
Janet Jackson Sent To Hospital:
Janet Jackson was taken to hospital after she complained of breathing problems.She received treatment in Los Angeles but her spokesman insisted it was not serious and the singer has been released.He said: ‘Janet is fine. She’s just battling flu like everyone else.’Looks like Janet had to pull out ones of her lungs again, this time it wasn’t a wardrobe malfunction.
Pussycat Dolls Fined For Sexy-Time:
Raunchy pop act the Pussycat Dolls have been fined $2,500 after one of their shows became too sexy.Authorities in Malaysia decided to enforce strict laws on what female performers can do on stage.Under the country’s Muslim laws, a female performer must be covered from her shoulders to her cooter.Malaysia’s Minister of Culture, Rais Yatim, said the Dolls’ concert featured “scantily dressed performers” and “sensuous elements.””I believe the way the Pussycat Dolls behaved on stage amounted to gross indecency.” Didn’t this guy know about the Dolls prior to their show. Idiots.
Kevin Federline Is 30 Years Dumb:
Kevin Federline celebrated turning 30 by getting smeared with cake at his birthday party.He turned up for his big bash in a dapper suit but looked distinctly unstylish when friends plastered his face with the birthday surprise. However, K-Fed – who is going through a bitter custody battle for the children he had with Britney Spears – didn’t seem too bothered after the incident at Pure nightclub in Las Vegas.
Victoria Beckham Battle Of The Bulges:
Not weight and not her. Posh is talking about mens’ trouser snakes. “Do not pull them up tight and have your bulge showing,””Let it hang! If you are a man that likes really skinny jeans, very fashiony, this isn’t really the line for you. I didn’t want anything too tight around the crotch. That really repulses me. It might be fashionable, but you are not going to get that from dVb. “I think guys should wear jeans big and baggy, with a big pair of boots or flip-flops – exactly how you see David when he’s out in his jeans and T-shirt.
Timberlake and Spears on Tour:
Don’t get your panties in an uproar. Britney Spears’ father is reported to have begged for Justin Timberlake to join his daughter on her tour in order to help her career.Jamie Spears had contacted Justin Timberlake with the proposition but Justin refused claiming the he was exhausted from having ended his 18 month tour in December 2007 and was not planning to tour in 2008.Although Britney is in need of good friends and support it is alleged that Justin does not want to commit to the tour as he maybe ready to propose to girlfriend Jessica Biel.And let’s face it, it wouldn’t look good if he was to start cosying up with his ex every night for a few months.
Jamie Lynn Spears 1 Million Dollars:
An absolutely horrible trend in Hollywood continues. Buying baby photos. Jamie Lynn Spears has reportedly signed a $1 million magazine deal for exclusive photos of her newborn baby. Great, let’s glamorize teen pregnancy a little bit more. Gimme a break.
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Happy Saturday! Enjoy the nice day! Here’s your celebrity gossip headlines for Friday and early Saturday morning. Get off your computer and go clean the house, mow the lawn, or go see Indiana Jones.
Sharon Stone Sells Madonna for $10 Million
Madonna, the singer (you’ve heard of her), was a guest at the annual Cinema Against AIDS AmFar dinner in Cannes Thursday night. Wow at this price you would have to be worried that Madonna is going to be cloned.
Lohan, Ronson Fuel Lesbian Rumors
Lindsay Lohan and celebrity DJ Samantha Ronson continued to fuel rumors of a lesbian romance as they held hands and reportedly kissed during a party on Sean “Diddy” Combs’ yacht in Cannes. Maybe she is just going through some ‘experimental phases’.
Michelle Williams Wows in Chanel at Cannes
Michelle Williams made a last-minute appearance at the Cannes Film Festival on Thursday, walking her first red carpet since her ex-boyfriend Heath Ledger’s death to promote her film “Wendy and Lucy.” Good for her.It is nice to see her succeeding after the Ledger fiasco.
Jenna ‘Offers’ Bush Ranch for DeGeneres’ Wedding
President Bush’s newly married daughter, Jenna Hager, seemed to offer her family’s Texas ranch to Ellen DeGeneres as a wedding location for DeGeneres to marry her longtime girlfriend, Portia de Rossi, according to a report by People magazine. What da! Are you kidding me? I guess Bush doesn’t have to kiss the religious right’s ass anymore for
votes.
Red Russians Not Happy With Harrison Ford’s ‘Indy’
Leaders of the Communist Party of St. Petersburg have accused the actors Harrison Ford and Cate Blanchett of being ‘capitalist puppets’ and promoting crude, anti-Soviet propaganda in their new ‘Indiana Jones’ movie. Were they mad when Rocky beat up Ivan Drago too? Gimme a break.
New York Governor Pardons Rapper ‘Slick Rick’
New York Gov. David Paterson is granting a full and unconditional pardon to rapper Ricky “Slick Rick” Walters for the attempted murders of two men in 1991.Pretty Slick for Mr. Rick.
Fox Most Popular Television Network for First Time
With a strong finishing kick from “American Idol,” Fox captured the distinction of America’s most popular television network for the first time since it began operation in 1987.
Oprah Goes on 21-Day Cleanse Diet
Oprah Winfrey is in detox, starting a 21-day cleanse diet. Watch how irritated and angry she gets on her tv show. These diets always bring out the witch in her.
Judge Vacates $1.5M Award to Woman Whom DMX Accused of Rape
A judge has vacated a $1.5 million judgment awarded to a woman who filed a defamation suit against rapper DMX after he alleged that she raped him. Nice dawg!
Wesley Snipes to Remain Free Pending 3 Tax Convictions
Judge William Terrell Hodges granted Snipes’ motion for bail pending appeal of his case, saying Snipes doesn’t pose a flight risk and is not a threat to the community. He should go to Brazil where there is a non-extradition policy
in place.
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Here’s the brief headlines from Crappywood California’s celebrity gossip. After that American Idol shitstorm last night I haven’t slept and found myself going through withdrawl…..shakes…..getting cold….very cold…..need a fix…..Seacrest go OUT (of the closet).
David Cook Is The New American Idol:
Man that dude has a huge head. It was almost like it was a giant melon cartoon head. He is freakishly odd shaped. Star Muscle has learned that it is not true that Clay Aiken was backstage to console the loser (orally) David Archuleta
Brangelina Twins May Be Coming Soon:
Jolie recently issued a press release stating her due date as August 19. But sounces tell me that she was already pregnant during the last days of filming Clint Eastwood’s “Changeling.” Yaaaaahn.
Jewel Says Record Label Is Not Helping Her:
She was one of the most influential artists of the ’90s after selling more than 12 million copies of her debut album ‘Pieces of You.’ But behind the scenes, songstress Jewel says she was in a mess with her former label, Atlantic Records. Go write a poem about it bitch!
Shania Twain Considered ‘Other Woman’ a Close Friend:
The reported “other woman” in Shania Twain’s separation from her husband was a close friend of the singer’s, sources told Starmuscle.com
Kristin Davis: “I’m a Recovering Alcoholic”:
‘Sex and the City’ star Kristin Davis is a recovering alcoholic, she recently told Star Muscle. Who isn’t? Who cares? Just in time for the movie…how convienent.
Judge Likely to Rule This Week in ‘Imagine’ Suit:
The judge was expected to rule as early as this week on the legal battle between John Lennon’s widow and the makers of “Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed.”
Aerosmith’s Steven Tyler Enters Rehab:
Aerosmith singer Steven Tyler has checked into a drug rehabilitation clinic, according to Starmuscle.com. At his age, let the guy have some friggin fun. Let’s hope it is booze and noty heroin.
Four Witnesses ID Alleged Victim in R. Kelly Trial:
Prosecutors trying to prove that a woman appeared in a sex tape with R. Kelly when she was underage — over her protestations that she didn’t — have turned to one of her childhood friends, the friend’s father and two relatives. Come on people, throw this rapist in jail.
Actor Sues ‘Dog the Bounty Hunter’ Producers:
Boris Krutonog of Los Angeles says the A&E Television Networks and others failed to pay him for the fourth season of the show as its creator and co-executive producer. The entertainment business is so dirty, let’s hope Boris gets paid or his Russian ‘friends’ may give him an Eastern Promise that they will never forget.
Ex-’Idol’ Contestant Luke Menard Has Hodgkin’s Lymphoma
Former “American Idol” contestant Luke Menard has stage II Hodgkin’s lymphoma, a representative for the singer’s a capella group Chapter 6 confirmed. Starmuscle.com wishes him all the best.
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Here’s some celebrity gossip tidbits that’s absolutely bootylicious from the always funny, sometimes controversial Star Muscle:
Carmen Electra Promotes Stripper Poles:
Carmen Electra has perfected the art of the “Aerobic Striptease,” but now, the former “Baywatch” babe is taking her passion for getting hot and heavy to a whole new marketing level. Do what you know whore, do WHAT YOU KNOW. She loves poles of all kinds.
Gwyneth Bares A Titty:
In her new film, ‘Two Lovers,’ which debuted at the Cannes Film Festival Monday night, Gwyneth Paltrow quite surprisingly bares a single breast. Starmuscle.com was confused when we saw the film since we assumed it was a 12 year old boys’ breast.
Janet Jackson to Go On Tour:
Though going out on tour means connecting with fans, it can also mean long hours, high stress, and sleepless nights. Janet Jackson says she’s looking forward to all of it as she prepares for her first tour in seven years. She actually got herself into shape and fingers crossed on those wardrobe malfunctions.
George Takei, Sulu From ‘Star Trek,’ to Marry Partner:
George Takei, the original Sulu from “Star Trek,” announced over the weekend that he and his longtime partner Brad Altman will tie the knot this summer.
Mike Tyson Documentary:
Mike Tyson considers it a miracle that he lived to tell his tale. And he’s telling it in graphic detail in a new documentary at the Cannes Film Festival. Can’t wait to see this flick.
Chesney Wins Fourth Straight Entertainer of Year Award:
Kenny Chesney tied Garth Brooks by winning his fourth straight entertainer of the year award at the Academy of Country Music awards. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHN!
Lance Armstrong, Kate Hudson Spotted Together in Austin:
Lance Armstrong and Kate Hudson spent time together in Austin over the weekend, dining at two different restaurants, People magazine reported. I thought she only dated drug addicts? Maybe he is just high on life…..and oxygen.
Online Gambling Sites Favor David Cook Over Archuleta:
With the first part of the “American Idol” finale approaching on Tuesday night, the online gambling sites were favoring one David over another. The only bet I would make is that I won’t be watching that garbage.
Thanks for getting your celebrity juice @ Starmuscle.com
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Sorry we haven’t been doing too much celebrity gossip for you lately. We are trying to focus more on our new funny message board. But here are some brief news headlines for you to check out before the weekend.
Problems in Paradise for Romo and Simpson:
A source close to the Romo camp has told Star Muscle that their relationship has hit a “rough patch” and might not be totally over just yet. Jessica is extremely confused because she doesn’t know what a “rough patch” atcually is. With her sister’s wedding coming up, heaven forbid if Ashlee will get all the atention. I can smell some thunder stealing here.
Angelina Jolie Confirmed: HAVING TWINS!
Angelina Jolie, pregnant with twins, has some secrets for staying serene at the Cannes Film Festival: get her partner, Brad Pitt, to baby-sit, and wear comfy shoes on the red carpet.”I think I have a very even partner right now, and I think we’re very balanced at home with our power-sharing,” she said. “But I think every woman in some way is a tigress or would like to be.” The question on Starmuscle.com’s lips is, “Are the twins going to be white or black?”. I can see Brad doing ‘Me, myself, and Irene 2 - The Twins’.
The Harrison Ford Ass-kissing Begins:
The actor who helped glamorize archaeology on the big screen is lending his star power to the Archaeological Institute of America. Hey retards it is just a friggin movie! Harrison Ford, who portrays the adventure-seeking Indiana Jones, has been elected to the Boston-based organization’s board of directors. The group promotes archaeological excavation, research, education and preservation worldwide. Why didn’t they give them this 15 years ago? ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. Wake me up when this borefest is done.
Shania Twain and Husband Break Up:
Country’s sexiest music singer Shania Twain and her husband Robert “Mutt” Lange have split after 14 years of marriage, Star Muscle reported on their Web site.”This is a private matter and there will be no further comment at this time,” her rep Jason Owen told People in a statement.
(Why tell us the story when she can belt out a few more #1’s about it and a SWEEEEEEEEEEET book deal?). I can see her on The View right now in my mind.
DMX Pleads Not Guilty:
Rapper DMX has pleaded not guilty plea to felony drug possession and misdemeanor animal cruelty charges.A judge entered the plea for the musician/actor whose real name is Earl Simmons at a brief court hearing in Phoenix on Thursday. Simmons was late for court, showing up in jeans and an oversized white T-shirt (which makes him look blacker). Starmuscle.com is a DMX fan. We likes his east coast flow and knowz dat he wud nebber hurtz no dizzos. I hear his dogs barking on his rap albums all the time and they seem happy.
Tonya Harding Book (no joke):
Tonya who? Exactly. This is 14 years too late. Hit the road you white trash piece of garbage. She should’ve been executed for espionage and treason for what she did to Nancy. Don’t buy her book. She mostly likely talked into a tape recorder and someone else wrote it. What a C-WORD!
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Here’s the brief celebrity headlines for the day after Mother’s Day to get you caught up and ready for the new week:
Ashlee Simpson Called Britney “Trashy”
Starmuscle.com has learned that the nepotistic singer, Ashlee Simpson has the nerve to call our beloved Brit, “TRASHY”. “In an interview the other day, they asked me what I thought, ‘You’ve had one too many Britney Spears’ means,” Ashlee said, according to OK!Magazine.com. “I was like, ‘What?’ And they said it means you’ve had one too many beers. I was like, ‘Oh, you’ve had one too many trashy girls!’” The incident happened when Simpson was answering a question while appearing on The Nokia Green Room a London music show. Ashlee is dead wrong. Britney is “White Trashy”….not just “trashy.”
1 Million Dollars For A Clinton Video ?
A producer offers the CLintons $1,000,000 to pull out of the race and shoot a video. NO IT IS NOT A SEX TAPE! Amid, a music producer is offering to pay the senator and her daughter Chelsea $1 million to star in his upcoming video. Oh it is a mother daughter combination! That is worth at least 3 Million. Starmuscle.com will put up the other 2.
Actor Arrested After Loaded Gun Found in Luggage
BUM BUM ! Former ‘Law & Order’ actor Dennis Farina was charged with a felony after police discovered a loaded gun in his carry-on luggage at Los Angeles International Airport. When the weapon was discovered at a security checkpoint, the 64-year-old actor said he had forgotten the .22-caliber handgun was in his luggage, police said. FO-GETTA-BOUT-IT!Farina was booked for investigation of carrying a concealed weapon, said Sgt. Dennis Beacham. BUM BUM ! Da da. Dadadadaaaaah. Da Da. Dadadadaahhhh.
Carrie Underwood Joins Grand Ole Opry
The 25-year-old former ‘American Idol’ winner’s formal induction was handled by Garth Brooks and Vince Gill sang a duet with her. “This really seems like a great family to be part of,” Underwood said, as she fought back tears. “I promise I’ll do everything I possibly can to not make you regret it.” Starmuscle.com has learned she originally expect to be on the Grand Ole Oprah TV Show, since all southern people call the chocolate Goddess, Opry.
R. Kelly’s Child Porno Case Selects Jury Members
Jury selection began Friday in R. Kelly’s long-delayed child pornography trial.The 41-year-old R&B singer is accused of having sex with a girl as young as 13 on videotape. Kelly, who has pleaded not guilty, faces up to 15 years in prison if convicted. Cook County Circuit Court Judge Vincent Gaughan read the 14-count indictment to some 150 potential jurors who packed the courtroom. If the condom doesn’t fit, you must acquit….. too bad Johnny Cockring is dead and can’t defend this scumbag. Stramuscle.com want R Kelly to get raped over and over and over again in prison, for the rest of his life.
Hulk Hogan’s Son Is Going To Jail
A judge in Florida says the 17-year-old son of wrestler Hulk Hogan should serve eight months in jail for reckless driving. Nick Bollea was led off to begin his sentence immediately after the ruling Friday afternoon. He will also be on five years of probation and lose his driving privileges for three years. The impact left his friend, John Graziano, critically injured and in need of lifetime medical care. Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time, you spoiled silver spoon fag.
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Dam I heard a rumor today that there is an elisha cuthbert sex tape on the loose. I have not seen any pics from it but I hear that the tape will be released in the next two weeks. I sure hope its real. She has always been a hottie and I would love to see her totally naked and scewing. Anyone know who the guys is supposed to be? I have not heard this part.
Mariah Carey Has a Prenup
Mariah Carey yes, she’s married, it’s confirmed, it really happened down there in the Bahamas. More importantly: Miss Mariah and Mr. Cannon have a very nice prenuptial agreement.
Jury Convicts Fan of Stalking Uma Thurman
A lovesick former mental patient was convicted Tuesday of stalking and harassing Uma Thurman for more than two years, showing up on her front doorstep and movie set and sending the actress a series of creepy love letters. Is ‘creepy’ a legal term? Maybe her giant oversized bug eyes were asking for it?
Gwyneth Paltrow: ‘Everyone Has the Wrong Idea’
Gwyn plays a superhero sidekick in ‘Iron Man’ and she can’t believe people are surprised at seeing her in a sci-fi adventure flick. No, Gwen, everyone at Starmuscle.com is surprised that you are cast in ANY movie, not just Iron Man. You were the weakest link in that movie.
Rosie O’Donnell Likes Rev. Jeremiah Wright’s Message
Rosie O’Donnell defended Rev. Jeremiah Wright on the ‘Today’ show on Monday, saying Barack Obama’s former pastor ‘made sense to me.’ Good ole’ Rosie. The comedian also compared herself to Wright, saying “some people confuse passion for rage.” She also came to Wright’s defense on his views on the origins of AIDS. Rosie is blogging a little too much and believing all these internet coinspiracy theories.
Britney Spears Granted Expanded Visitation Rights
Britney Spears was granted expanded visitation rights to her two sons on Tuesday during a child-custody hearing. Good luck Brit, we are all pulling for you.
Lindsay Lohan Photographed In Lost Mink Coat
A New York coed is demanding $10,000 after actress Lindsay Lohan was photographed allegedly wearing the student’s mink coat, which disappeared in January after a night of clubbing. We heard that Lindsay was broke, maybe she has been hanging around that Winona Ryder and picked up stealing.
Robert Blake Challenges $15M Award in Damages of His Slain Wife
Robert Blake’s lawyer asked an appeals court to reconsider its decision ordering the actor to pay $15 million in damages to the children of his slain wife, Bonny Lee Bakley. Why won’t this whack-job go hide under a rock and just leave us alone?
‘Superbad’ Leads MTV Movie Awards Nominations
The nominees for MTV Movie Awards are chock full of nerds. The celebration of mediocrity in our society and rewarding underachievers is ruining a new generation. Starmuscle.com is boycotting the MTV Movie Awards for this reason.
Tom Cruise May Star in Next ‘Mission Impossible’ Movie
Entertainment mogul Sumner Redstone said Tuesday he has no objection to Tom Cruise starring in the next segment of the popular “Mission Impossible” movie series, despite cutting his relationship with the actor in 2006. It’s great to see that people can put aside their personal differences for the sake of business and the fans.
Vanessa Williams to Receive Bachelor of Fine Arts Degree
Nearly 25 years after leaving Syracuse University, Vanessa Williams will get her bachelor of fine arts degree this weekend. Wow, that Ugly Betty show does still have some pull. I thought it fizzled off the map.
‘Project Runway’ May Leave Bravo, But NBC to Keep Producers
“Project Runway” may switch from Bravo to the Lifetime cable network this fall, but NBC Universal ensured Monday that the show’s producers won’t go with it. Lifetime last month announced it had agreed on a $150 million deal with the Weinstein Co., owners of “Project Runway,” to televise five seasons of the cable hit starting in February. NBC Universal has tried to block that move in court.
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Lindsay Lohan is set to make a guest appearance on hit U.S. TV series Ugly Betty. Rumors surrounding the Just My Luck star’s role in the show emerged last week and suggested she had signed up to eight episodes of the program - but Perez Hilton reports the singer/actress will appear in the show’s season finale, after she was photographed on the set of Ugly Betty in Los Angeles on Saturday. It follows Britney Spears’ well-publicized performance on sitcom How I Met Your Mother last month - her guest appearance helped the show earn its highest ever ratings, and she will make a return to the sitcom later this month. WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Here’s some other stars that will be doing some appearances on tv shows:
Nicole Richie on the ‘Biggest Loser’.
Rachel Ray on ‘Hells Kitchen’.
Dr. Phil on ‘Are you smarter than a 5th grader?’.
Zach Braff on ‘Beauty and the Geek’.
Tori Spelling on ‘Dr. 90210′.
Howard Stern’s penis on ‘Smallville’.
Oprah Winfrey on ‘Two and a Half Men’.
Ron Jeremy on ‘Grey’s Anatomy’.
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What is this old broad trying to be hip? Is there now going to be a Barbara Walters sex tape? This golden girl sure loves the attention: Here’s the story: U.S. broadcaster Barbara Walters has confessed to a passionate affair with a married senator during the 1970s - but she ended it after it almost destroyed her career. In her upcoming memoirs, Auditions, Walters admits to an affair with former Massachusetts Senator Edward Brooke following the breakdown of her two previous marriages. Walters claims Brooke, the first black member of the U.S. Senate since Reconstruction, was so in love with her he told his wife he wanted a divorce. But when his wife tried to reveal the affair to the National Enquirer, the couple ended the relationship. She writes, “I slowly began asking myself if we could ever be married. Would such a marriage destroy his career? Would it destroy mine?” The 78-year-old also writes about Star Jones’ “lies” and Rosie O’Donnell’s “diva-like” antics. Is this a big story because it was a taboo interracial affair? I wonder if she thinks Barack Obama is the shiznit?
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SONNY Bono, former husband and singing partner of superstar Cher, was clubbed to death by hitmen on the orders of drug and weapons dealers who feared he was going to expose them, a former FBI agent claims. Then it was weekend at Bernies and they threw his corpse down a ski slope and in the direction of a tree.
Ted Gunderson, now a private investigator, has told the US Globe tabloid that Bono, who served as mayor of Palm Springs for four years, did not die after hitting a tree on a Nevada ski slope in January 1998 as everyone believed.
“It’s nonsense for anyone to now try to suggest that Bono died after crashing into a tree. There’s zero evidence in this autopsy report… to show such an accident happened. Instead, there’s powerful proof he was assassinated.
“This was an evil plot that was carried out to almost perfection by ruthless assassins,” Mr Gunderson told the paper. An “EVIL PLOT” hahahahahaha! Maybe it was for 1 million dollars!
The former agent, who has been researching Bono’s accident for the past decade, said top officials linked to an international drug and weapons ring feared the singer-turned-politician was about to expose their crimes - so they had him killed on the slopes. I can smell a straight to dvd movie.
Bono, an experienced skiier, was ambushed on the slopes by hired hitmen, who beat him to death and then staged a tree collision, Mr Gunderson said.He called for authorities to dig up Bono’s remains and open a homicide investigation. His claims have reportedly been backed by top forensics experts who fear Nevada authorities were too quick to call the death a skiing accident.
Investigator Bob Fletcher had also confessed he sent evidence of a 10-year study that linked top US government officials to arms and weapons dealers to Bono less than a month before his death, the Globe reported.
“(Bono) was going to make it his No.1 priority… There’s no doubt in my mind Sonny was murdered by someone who needed him silenced,” Mr Fletcher told the paper. Cher has not returned Starmuscle.com’s phone calls. Matlock, Kojack, and Perry Mason have all been taken out of retirement to investigate the case. David Curuso will be the lead investigator on the case.
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Tom Cruise has confessed he was “wrong” for attacking pal Brooke Shields and other depressed new mothers who turn to medication to beat postpartum depression. IF this is the news from the wire, then it is even getting more spun than I expected. The movie star hit the headlines when he criticized Shields for publicizing anti-depressants in her book Down Came the Rain: My Journey Through Postpartum Depression in a 2006 TV interview. He has since personally apologized to the actress for his remarks and now admits he regrets the comments he made, insisting he was wrong to suggest postpartum depression could be controlled by taking nothing stronger than vitamins. In an exclusive interview with Oprah Winfrey, which was taped at his Telluride, Colorado estate for last Friday’s Oprah show, the movie star said, “It came out wrong, it’s just not true. I was raised by four women who have children and babies. I’m not trying or want to tell anyone how to live their life or what they should believe or shouldn’t believe.” Cruise went on to say he felt “pressed” by the media during that period of his life - and regrets saying a lot of things on TV. He added, “I felt like I could’ve handled it better,” admitting he regrets discussing Shields at all. This interview was well rehearsed, and a little robotic. At times you could see veins popping out of his head.
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