Susan Lucci, Toni Braxton and Lance Bass (will he get a dude partner?) will hit the floor on ABC’s “Dancing With the Stars.” The crap just got deeper.
They are among 13 celebrities slated to compete on the new season of the top-rated dance contest, premiering Sept. 22.
The other contestants are Cloris Leachman, Kim Kardashian, Ted McGinley, Brooke Burke, NFL champ Warren Sapp and two Olympic athletes: Misty May-Treanor, who won her second gold medal for beach volleyball at this year’s summer games in Beijing, and Maurice Greene, who won two gold medals in track at the 2000 games in Sydney. Is this really the best that these guys can do? I guess it is getting better and all, but the minute Kim Kardashian gets off….voted off, its all done.
Rounding out the cast are chef Rocco DiSpirito, Cody Linley of “Hannah Montana” and comedian Jeffrey Ross. Always gotta have a funny jackass I guess.
The names were announced Monday on ABC News’ “Good Morning America.” Wow they got the exclusive! Holy Macaroni!
Kardashian, who co-stars with her family on the E! reality series “Keeping Up With the Kardashians,” checked into a New York City hospital Sunday after cutting her foot on a glass table in her hotel room. Let’s hope she doesn’t sweat off that sweet ass of hers.
“I will be able to dance. I went to the hospital. I’ll be fine,” she said in a phone call to “GMA.” Oh thank the Lord.
Who do you think is going to win the Dancing with the Stars 2008 Season?
Starmuscle.com is predicting the lovely and untalented Kim Kardashian.
Verne Troyer reached a settlement on Friday that ensures that the sex tape his now ex-girlfriend made when they were still a couple will not be distributed.
Former Guns N’ Roses drummer Steven Adler was arrested in July for alleged narcotics possession, being under the influence, and having an outstanding warrant. This is the second time the rocker has been hit with drug charges.
Comedian-actor Andy Dick, seen here in his booking photo, was arrested Wednesday morning on charges of misdemeanor sexual battery and suspicion of drug possession.
Barenaked Ladies frontman Steven Page, generally known for his jovial tunes and upbeat disposition, was arrested in upstate New York after police say they found him and two women (no word on their barenakedness) with cocaine and marijuana.
Khloe Kardashian, the younger sister of Kim and co-star of ‘Keeping Up With the Kardashians,’ is headed to jail after admitting that she violated her drunk driving parole. The reality sibling will spend up to 30 days behind bars.
Josh Brolin, left, and Jeffrey Wright, along with five members of their film crew, were arrested July 13 during a bar fight at the Stray Cat in Shreveport, LA. The actors have been in town since May filming Oliver Stone’s biopic about President George W. Bush.
The rape rap pinned on Poison drummer Rikki Rockett has turned out to be a case of stolen identity. The rocker was arrested in March on a warrant out of Mississippi, but the rocker proved he was in California at the time of the alleged assault, and police are looking for an impostor posing as rock stars to pick up women.
Oscar-winning actress Tatum O’Neal, who was arrested June 1 for buying crack cocaine, plead guilty to disorderly conduct charges and must complete a drug program.
A suit filed Thursday seeks $5 million dollars from Jennifer Lopez. The plaintiff, former flight attendant Lisa Wilson, alleges that J-Lo’s guard dog bit her pant leg, send her falling to the ground and leaving her with injuries that led to back surgery and a loss of wages.
Troubled country singer Mindy McCready, still reeling from a scandal involving her ties to baseball icon Roger Clemens, was arrested on May 23 for allegedly falsifying her community service records. McCready, seen in her booking photo, is on probation for a 2004 drug charge.
Court papers were filed on June 20 showing that Woody Harrelson is being sued for $2.5 million by a paparazzo who says the actor assaulted him and broke his video camera two years ago.
Court documents dated June 9 show that former ‘Tonight Show’ sidekick Ed McMahon is being sued by Citibank for more than $170,000 in damages and attorney’s fees. This debt is in addition to the $644,000 he was behind on payments on his Beverly Hills home.
Short-tempered supermodel Naomi Campbell pleaded guilty on June 20 to assaulting two police officers during an “air rage” incident at London’s airport. She must complete 200 hours of community service and pay out fines to the victims.
On June 13, a Chicago jury acquitted R&B superstar R. Kelly on charges that he videotaped sex with a minor, ending a 6-year legal battle.
Jamie Foxx reached an agreement on June 11 with stylist Stacy Young who helped him get his look together while promoting the 2006 film ‘Miami Vice.’ Young, who alleged that Foxx owed her money, is said to be “pleased” with the settlement, while Foxx’s people had no comment.
‘Law & Order‘ tough guy Dennis Farina was formally charged with three counts of carrying a loaded weapon stemming from his May 11 arrest at Los Angeles International Airport. The actor was trying to board a plane with a loaded gun.
‘Jackass‘ daredevil and anti-fur activist Steve-O, aka Stephen Glover, will be spared jail time following his March 3 drug possession arrest if he completes a court-ordered drug rehab program. Glover has documented his recovery on his Web site.
On June 3, former film siren Brigitte Bardot was handed a $23,325 fine for anti-Muslim statements made in a letter to France’s then interior minister, Nicolas Sarkozy.
Country music star Chris Cagle and his girlfriend Jennifer Tant, seen in their booking photos, both landed in jail early on Wednesday after police say the pair got into a physical altercation following a heated argument outside a Nashville-area bar.
‘CSI‘ actor Gary Dourdan was arrested for alleged drug possession in the early hours of April 28. Authorities say they found the actor sleeping in an improperly parked car with cocaine, heroin, ecstasy and prescription pills in his possession. He pleaded guilty to two counts of possession and was sentenced to a 16 class drug program.
On May 15, self-proclaimed “private eye to the stars” Anthony Pellicano was convicted of racketeering and racketeering conspiracy, after a high-profile trial that saw him accused of wire-tapping actors such as Sylvester Stallone.
Nickelback singer Chad Kroeger will have to pay a $690 fine and go a year without driving for a June 2006 incident in Canada where he was pulled over in his Lamborghini with a blood alcohol level almost twice the legal limit of .08. He is seen leaving court after sentencing, May 1.
Vanilla Ice, known on his birth certificate as Rob Van Winkle, landed himself in handcuffs and with a domestic battery charge after he reportedly shoved his wife during an argument.
Roger Clemens is accused of carrying on a decade-long relationship with troubled country singer Mindy McCready that began with she was only 15. The New York Daily News report could damage the baseball legend’s credibility in his lawsuit against a former trainer.
Velvet Revolver and STP rocker Scott Weiland, seen with his wife Mary, pleaded no contest April 28 to driving under the influence, a charge stemming from his November arrest on a Los Angeles freeway onramp.
Boisterous CNN host Richard Quest was arrested in Central Park early Friday morning, allegedly telling police: “I have meth in my pocket.” He was later arraigned on a misdemeanor drug charge.
Former ‘O.C.’ problem child Mischa Barton, seen in her mug shot, was pulled over and arrested on Dec. 27 by West Hollywood police for driving under the influence and driving on a suspended license. On Thursday she was sentenced to three years probation and ordered into an alcohol education program.
Raffaelo Follieri, who’s been dating actress Anne Hathaway for more than a year, was detained by police on April 3 after an incident involving Follieri and a bad check worth nearly a quarter-million dollars.
Naomi Campbell, the supermodel who’s no stranger to handcuffs or assault allegations, was arrested at London’s Heathrow airport after allegedly assaulting a police officer there.
Shia LaBeouf, who already got off of trespassing charges for a possibly-drunk Walgreens arrest, briefly had a $1,000 bench warrant against him after failing to appear in court for a smoking offense. The warrant was subsequently dismissed when LaBeouf’s attorney entered a not-guilty plea.
Joe Francis is a free man after pleading no contest to filming underage girls for his hit DVD series ‘Girls Gone Wild.’ He was sentenced to time already served. He had spent 11 months behind bars on a tax evasion charge. He plans on continuing to fight those charges.
Here’s the Jack Black soundboard. Play some funny prank phone calls on your friends. In my opinion, I feel Jack Black has surpassed Jim Carey as a comedian and is genuinely a better Hollywood star. I wish the guy only the best in life. Hey Jack…..thanks for all the laughs man!
Just in case you don’t know about Jack Black, here’s a small bio of the funny man:
Jack Black was born in Santa Monica, California, and attended the University of California at Los Angeles. While at UCLA, he was a member of Tim Robbins’s acting troupe and it was through this collaboration that led to his 1992 film debut in Bob Roberts (1992). Although he was just a background voice in his first film, Jack’s appearances in such television shows as “The X Files” (1993), his breakthrough performance in High Fidelity (2000), and his rock-comedy band Tenacious D have created an ever-growing cult following. He has recently done the funny vioce in Kung Fu Panda and starred in Ben Stiller’s comedy, Tropic Thunder. There is a little controversey over the use of the R Word in that movie, but who cares?
Hey everyone. It’s Sunday here at Starmuscle.com and we are getting together today’s celebrity gossip highlights. Here’s some headlines and news tidbits that will tide you over until tomorrow. We plan on adding in daily video clips into our posts compliments of our new tube site, Retarded Videos which can be found at retards.com. We just need to get back into the swing of things and everything will be alot more smooth.
The Material MILF Turns 50 Years OLD:
Madonna celebrated her 50th birthday in style on Saturday as she attended a party in her honor at a London club, Star Muscle reports. The paparazzi caught the pop icon — decked out in black, wearing gold necklaces and carrying a bold, jewel-studded handbag — as she arrived at the Volstead club in London’s West End with her husband Guy Ritchie. The night before the birthday bash, the couple attended a Kabbalah service together in London. No matter the cosmetic surgery Madonna gets, year after year she will continue to freak you out…..make our words. Want more Madonna ?
Ellen Degenerate and Portia Get Married
Lesbian prenups must be fun. Ellen DeGeneres and longtime girlfriend Portia de Rossi said “I do” Saturday night in Los Angeles, People confirms. The couple, who’ve been an item since 2004, were married in front of just 19 close friends and family. A lesbian dinosaur, Leslie Lickalotapus, attended the ceremony said, “It was a thing of beauty, the whole crowd started licking the carpets during the voes”. Want more Ellen ?
John Mayer Kisses Aniston’s AssIn an all-new interview with Ok! magazine, John Mayer reveals the reasons behind his split with Jennifer Aniston. “People have different chemistry, they have different lives,” John tells the mag. “It’s not about years, it’s about going out with somebody, being truthful on the way in, being truthful in the middle and being truthful on the way out. You’re either a cheater or you break up and I’m not the first, I’m the second. And that’s it. There’s no lying, there’s no bullsh**.” Despite going separate ways, John, who calls the split “the most normal thing in the world,” has nothing but kind words about his now-former flame. “Jennifer Aniston is the smartest, most sophisticated person I think I’ve ever met,” he added. “She’s one of the most lovely people I’ve ever met in my life.” Seems like he wants her back or they are already back together. After that brainless retard, Jessica Simpson….I can see why Jennifer Aniston would be appealing. Want more John Mayer ? Want more Jennifer Aniston ? Want more Jessica Simpson ?
Oh yeah…. Bernie Mac Died:
Sorry we didn’t post this earlier, we were on vacation. Mac suffered from sarcoidosis, an inflammatory lung disease that produces tiny lumps of cells in the body’s organs, but had said the condition went into remission in 2005. On July 24, 2008, Mac was hospitalized with an infection, that was later identified as pneumonia. The news of his hospitalization would not be announced for over a week, when his publicist claimed that Mac had pneumonia. The next day, responding to rumors that the actor was in “very, very critical condition,” his publicist said that he was responding well to treatment, and should be released soon. On August 9, his publicist announced that Mac had died from complications of pneumonia unrelated to sarcoidosis. Want more celebrity deaths articles?
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Sorry I haven’t been around folks. I was on vacation hiding from Hollywood Crapifornia and enjoyed a little bit of Mother Nature’s beautiful lakes and forests in the countryside. I will admit I did glanced over a National Enquirier but quickly used it to pick up some dog shit at the beach. So now I am back to the basement and ready to rock and roll. Here is your back from summer vacation celebrity gossip from Starmuscle.com:
LaBeouf Not Getting His Finger Circumsized:
A representative for Shia LaBeouf has denied reports the actor will have to lose a finger on the hand he injured in a car crash last month. But the movie studios have definately lost a couple million dollars. If I was the producer, I would have asked for that finger in a ring box. Shia is the new retard of the week, as per retards.com.
Morgan Freeman Thanks The Hospital
Morgan Freeman has thanked the medics who treated him while he recovered from his horror car crash, after checking out of hospital on Thursday . The actor left the Elvis Presley Hospital in Memphis, Tennessee, four days after he and a female friend were cut from the wreckage of his car, after he flipped it over in an accident near his home in Mississippi. Ironically that female friend was not his wife of 27 years. And even more ironically, Morgan Freeman and his wife split up right after this incident. OOOOOOPSIES!
Lisa Kudrow Stiffed Her Manager….allegedly:
Former Friends star Lisa Kudrow has been named in a $50,000 lawsuit over accusations she failed to pay her manager. I guess she wasn’t “THERE FOR YOU…clap clap clap clap”. The actress is being sued by former manager Scott Howard, who claims he is owed commission. Kudrow parted ways with Howard in 2007 after 16 years together, but he is now seeking $50,000 in fees. I bet that $50,000 is going to hurt Lisa a little bit now since her paychecks have not been as good as they were since Friends.
Paris Hilton Nightclub:
Paris Hilton has her sights set on opening her own Las Vegas nightclub. No fatties will be allowed. The enterprising socialite is in talks to take over a space in Sin City, where she already spends a lot of time partying - but she can’t say much about it. She tells In Touch magazine, “I think I found a really good space, but I can’t tell anyone. It’s not trademarked yet.” She’s not only going to be the President of this nightclub, she will be a member.
We’ll keep you posted and promise to be more on top of all the crap that is going on in Hollywood. Have a nice day from celebrity gossip @ Starmuscle.com
Tom Cruise has been named in a $250 million lawsuit filed against the Church of Scientology by a former member. The action accuses the controversial faith’s leaders of harassment. The Hollywood star is an outspoken member of the Church, and is alleged to be second in line to Scientology head David Miscavage. But his close connections have landed him in the middle of a new legal battle with ex-Scientologist Peter Letterese, who filed papers in Florida’s Southern District Court on 15 July . Letterese, who also names Miscavage and others in the lawsuit, wants the religious organisation to be investigated under the Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organization law, which is used to break up Mafia families and drug rings. He claims he was constantly harassed by members of the Church after he denounced the faith - with one Scientologist even phoning the home of Letterese’s lawyer. When the attorney’s wife answered, the unnamed member claimed he was her husband’s gay lover, according to the court papers. Branding the Church of Scientology a “crime syndicate”, Letterese goes on to allege that Miscavage is “aided and abetted by the actions of Tom Cruise, his right-hand man for foreign and domestic promotion, as well as for foreign and domestic lobbying. He has assisted the syndicate in acquiring funds and (made) his own donations of money believed to be in the multiple tens of millions of dollars”. Letterese is also complaining against the Scientologists’ use of business book Effective Sales Closing Techniques, which he owns the rights to. He claims the use of the tome in their teachings violates his intellectual property rights, after he bought the book rights from late author Leslie Dane’s widow. But the lawsuit has been dismissed by Church of Scientology spokeswoman Karin Pouw, telling the New York Daily News: “This is a frivolous suit based on falsehoods.” Pouw also addressed Letterese’s concerns over his book rights: “Earlier this month, the federal Court of Appeals for the 11th Circuit already rejected similar claims and affirmed that the church’s use of the book in question was fair use. Mr. Letterese was penalised $266,000 by a California court for refusing to provide evidence to support many of the same allegations.” Cruise’s lawyer Bert Fields has yet to respond to the lawsuit.
Barack Obama has another smear tactic commercial launched at him by John McCain. The Barack Obama commercial endorsed and approved by McCain, depicts the next President of the United States as a pop icon figure like a Paris Hilton and Britney Spears. Paris Hilton did not allow her likeness and name to be used in the commercial and Britney had no comment. See how this video has gotten the great citizens of the United States in an uproar. This video was hosted by retards.com. It’s our new tube site, where you can watch and upload videos just like youtube. Or visit the retard chat message board. Please check it out.
What are your thoughts on this type of political campaign or the strategy behind McCain’s madness?
First of all, if you don’t listen to the Howard Stern show, then this post is meaningless to you. Go get your head out of your ass and buy a Sirius Satellite system right now. For those of you that are fans, here’s a recap of what happened on Monday’s show.
On the Howard Stern Show today (Sirius Satellite Radio), Howard’s African American sidekick for over 20 years (and his news woman) Robin Quivers announced that she was dumped by Stern regular and hack comedian, Jim Florentine. Jim, 15 years Robin’s junior has been dating Robin for around a year now and it has been a huge topic of conversation on the popular message board Stern Fan Network. Ms. Quiver’s big beautiful black breasts and vagina has been the target of hundreds of song parodies, jokes, and extreme sexual harassment which has been pure radio gold to millions of fans worldwide.
At first Jim’s true intentions were at question at the beginning of their relationship. Getting plugs and notiarity from the Stern show has proven to be extremely profitable for any guest, musician, or comedian so Jim’s interest in Robin was a bit controversial. Was it to further his career? Robin was highly criticized for dating Jim due to his immature nature involving excessive flatulence in public (that’s farting for you retards), boyish antics, and not being a polished member of society. Some would call him semi-retarded. They seemed to keep their relationship private, even with Howard digging out tidbits of updates from time to time, and masterfully piecing it all together and psychoanalyzing as an amateur therapist.
Jim Florentine is best known as the voice of Special Ed from the Comedy Central show, Crank Yankers. It’s basically a show with phony phone calls coming from funny looking retarded, drunk, and trashy puppets. I have the dvd box set….very funny stuff. Us puppets stick together.
So on Monday’s show before the news, the annoying and untalented Greg Fitzsimmons was siting in, they played a funny Robin-Jim song before Robin started reading the news. She abruptly announced that they were no longer together. Howard must have been a little annoyed since the show was going a little long, he was obviously tired and wanted to leave, and this topic (which would be a 5 hour show in itself) was brought up. She mentioned he broke up with her and she seemed a little shaken by it. I imagine this will be the first then they talk about tomorrow.
Here’s Starmuscle.com’s theories. Robin is used to having her ass kissed by everyone. She’s a cackling diva bitch that has significantly loses what little talent she did have year after year. She’s annoying, has a piercing nervous laugh which makes you hate ALL women. She has been extremely threatened by the addition of Artie Lange over the past 7 years and really doesn’t contribute to the show as much as Howard pumps her up to be an important part of the show. Jim on the other hand, is a man’s man. No not a homo, he’s a normal guy that loves life. He’s funny, down to earth and extremely talented. Robin’s negative energy and constant elitism was too much of a drain on Jim. Anyways, that’s just our theory, you can post a comment below.
Welcome to the weekend summary of Starmuscle.com’s celebrity gossip. It was a pretty light weekend, we seem to be a little heavy on the Madonna news. That old bat just won’t leave. Maybe she will become a robot and live forever like Darth Vader. Anyways here’s your celebrity gossip for the end of July 2008. I kissed a girl and I liked it celebrity gossip.
Mark Walhberg Is Getting Married:
MARK WAHLBERG stunned fans at the Comic-Com comic book convention at the weekend (26Jul08) after revealing his marriage plans. The Planet of The Apes star was at the four-day event promoting upcoming film Max Payne when things got personal and the actor explained he was planning to wed his longtime girlfriend Rhea Durham, who is expecting the couple’s third child. He said, “We continue to grow in our relationship and I think we have a much better chance at succeeding and staying together.” I just saw the story of Marky Mark on VH1 and man-o-man Marky Mark clawed his way to fame, from free basing coke at age 13 to countless arrests for racial fighting and theft. Under that soft smile and boyish charm, there is a hard hard man….no pun intended.
Whitney Houston Song Leaked On The Net:
WHITNEY HOUSTON’s comeback single has been leaked on to the internet.The eagerly-anticipated track - Like I Never Left - featuring R+B heavyweight Akon, made its way online this weekend (26/27Jul08).The song’s title is reportedly in reference to the diva’s absence from the music scene in recent years. Houston hasn’t released a track since 2003’s One Wish. In the song, Houston tells her fans, “Yes, your girl is coming back”. Mama needs her crack, she better get on tour fast. Bobby…ba ba ba bobby brown.
Shia LaBeouf Arrest / Broke His Hand:
Shia LaBeouf, who was arrested for drunk driving Sunday after being involved in a car accident in Hollywood, is recovering from surgery, his rep said in a statement. What an idiot! How did this kid get the Transformers movie and THEN the Indiana Jones movie?! Now he acts like an idiot, endangers people’s lives with his drunk driving, and now isn’t able to work for at least a month. what an asshole. I am anti-nerd characters in movies too. It tells kids that being mediocre or a nerd is ok or cool.
Madonna Poisons Gerard Butler:
Actor GERARD BUTLER was given a vitamin shot by MADONNA on the set of her husband’s movie ROCKNROLLA - but it left him severely ill. The Scottish star fell ill while filming for Guy Ritchie’s upcoming gangster film, so the singer offered him a concentrated vitamin jab. But despite Madonna’s good intentions, the injection failed to boost Butler’s immune system - and left him feeling worse than before. Look at the crypt keeper, Madonna. Would you follow any advice or health tips that old bag would offer? Also Madonna’s acting again? Oh boy more steamy piles of shit that will be on the shelves of Blockbuster, yeah baby!
Batman Beats The $$$$ Record:
The BATMAN BEGINS sequel THE DARK KNIGHT has set another record at the U.S. box office by becoming the first film to pass the $300 million in just 10 days.The film became the first movie to hit the $200 million mark in five days after breaking all opening-weekend box office records last week (20Jul08).Thanks to a staggering $75.6 million ($37.8 million) secondweekend take, the Batman film has racked up over $314 million since its release in America 10 days ago. It took previous record holder Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest 16 days to pass the $300 million mark in 2006. I am finally going to see this movie tonite, I can’t wait.
Madonna To Renew Wedding Voes
Wow, Guy Richie and Madonna must have an open marriage (her banging A-Rod) because Madonna is renewing her wedding voes in a Kabbalah ceremony next month (Aug08), according to London reports. Despite claims the couple’s marriage is on the rocks, Madonna and Ritchie will host a Shabbat Nachamu event to show family and friends they are still very much a couple. RUN GUY RUN RUN GUY RUN! Say NO this time!
The Golden Girls star Estelle Getty has died of dementia, just three days before her 85th birthday. (Wow I thought she was 85 when she was on Golden Girls!? )She passed away in the early hours of Tuesday morning at her Los Angeles, California home. The actress had endured a long battle with Lewy Body Dementia, a disease exhibiting symptoms similar to Alzheimer’s Disease and Parkinson’s. Born in New York in 1923, Getty began her acting career with a small part in 1978 comedy Team-mates. She went on to land roles in 1982 classic Tootsie and 1985’s Mask, but it was her turn as wise-cracking Sicilian mother Sophia Petrillo on 1980s sitcom The Golden Girls that made her a household name. She is also known for her stint on New York’s Broadway in a 1982 production of Torch Song Trilogy. Getty later starred in movies including Stuart Little, Throw Momma From The Train and Mannequin. Paying tribute to the star, her longtime care-giver Paul Chapdelaine says, “Sadly, today July 22, 2008 at 5:35 a.m. Pacific Time, we said our last good-byes to our little friend Estelle, who passed away and made her journey to the great beyond. Although it was a trip that she never wanted to take, she went gracefully, in the comfort of her own home, surrounded by her family and her very loving care-givers. Estelle’s legacy will live on and on through the comedy and laughter she gave to us all, which will forever keep us laughing out loud… Estelle was a fighter. She always stood up for the underdogs, fought for equality for all, and always pictured a world filled with “Love and Laughter” - her most favourite catch phrase. Estelle, we love you and will miss you dearly. We pray that you are met at the Pearly Gate with open arms and a warm welcome by all who have passed before you…. You have touched my life, and the lives of so many others who will never forget you.” The Golden Globe and Emmy award-winning actress is survived by two adult sons from her marriage to Arthur Gettleman. He passed away in 2004.
Batman star Christian Bale has been arrested on allegations of assault, British police said Tuesday. Wow, I wonder what the real back-story for this is. Christian Bale was accused of assaulting mother and sister, for Christ’s sake. Starmuscle.com thinks it has to do with seething jealousy over the thunder Heath Ledger is receiving for his performance as the Joker. British media earlier reported that Bale’s mother and sister complained they were assaulted by the 34-year-old actor at the Dorchester Hotel in London on Sunday night, a day before the European premiere of “The Dark Knight.” The women made the allegation at a local police station in southern England on Monday, the Press Association news agency said. It said the allegation was then passed on to the Metropolitan Police in London. Asked whether Bale had been questioned, a police spokeswoman did not refer to him by name but said: “A 34-year-old man attended a central London police station this morning by appointment and was arrested in connection with an allegation of assault.”
I wonder if Christian Bale went ballistic on his mom and sister because they liked Heath Ledger’s performance much more than Christian’s in the Batman movie.
Here’s some possible Christian Bale quotes the night he got arressted: (that Starmuscle.com has zero proof is real).
“You like Heath?! Heath?! that junkie couldn’t act his way out of a wet paper bag”.
“The movie is BATMAN, not the F’n Joker. This is my time to shine, not that retarded corpse’s”
“Mom, you thought the movie WAS OKAY???, OKAY? I studied jujitsu 7 hrs a day for 9 months, OKAY!????. I am going to choke you now”
“My own sister and mom thinks I could have done better. I am now going to assault you”
I wonder if any of those fake quotes have any realness to them. We’ll keep you posted.
Zany U.S. funnyman Andy Dick has been arrested on suspicion of drug possession and sexual battery. Police picked the comic up in Murieta, California early on Wednesday morning after revellers at a local bar reported Dick’s inappropriate behaviour. He was caught with some unprescribed Xanax and marijuana and was clearly intoxicated. They told the authorities he had pulled a 17-year-old female’s T-shirt and bra down to expose her breasts after leaving the bar. Police stopped Dick and friends as they drove away from the establishment in a truck. The intoxicated comedian was booked at a nearby police station and remains in custody as Wenn went to press. I feel bad for Andy. I personally feel he is a genius that is more oftenly misunderstood since his dark sarcasm is believed to be his real personality. In 50 years after he is long dead he will be remembered as a comedian way ahead of his time that pushed the social envelope to the max. Best of luck Andy, don’t listen to all the haters out there. What do you all think of Andy Dick?
Happy 4th people! We hope you are reading this celebrity garbage AFTER the fourth of July. Get off the computer, go outside, cook up some hotdogs and hang out with your family. There is some celebrity fireworks in Hollywood for sure. Enjoy your Fourth of July gossip:
Madonna Officially States there will be No Divorce
Madonna has finally broken her silence about her alleged affair with Alex Rodriguez. In an exclusive statement to People magazine Madonna says,
My husband and I are not planning on getting a divorce. I know Alex Rodriguez through Guy Oseary, who manages both of us. I brought my kids to a Yankee game. I am not I am not romantically involved in any way with Alex Rodriguez. I have nothing to do with the state of his marriage or what spiritual path he may choose to study. This dude can get any woman he wants. Why would he even want a dried up old hag like Madonna. Word on the street is that Madonna likes to wear strapon dildos with her partners, is A-Rod taking a mini bat to the butt? Starmuscle.com will keep you posted.
‘Crocodile Dundee’ is Wanted for Tax Evasion
Paul Hogan (a.k.a. Crocodile Dundee) is being investigated by Australian authorities for tax evasion. According to The Australian national newpaper, Australian tax authorities have asked the U.S. Internal Revenue Service for help in obtaining Hogan’s U.S. banking records and four of Hogan’s companies have already been ordered to turn over documents. Hogan’s lawyer, David Rydon, says that Australian officials can not lawfully obtain Hogan’s records and Hogan is fighting the IRS’s involvement. That money is LONG spent, do I smell another Croc movie? Maybe he should team up with Harrison Ford and do an Indiana Jones / Crocodile Hunter merger movie….from an old folks home.
Britney Spears Might Join Madonna’s ‘Sticky & Sweet’ Tour.
Rumor is Madonna has asked Britney Spears to join her on tour.Apparently Madonna feels that it will help resurrect Britney’s career if she appears on the Sticky & Sweet Tour. However, if Britney does perform it will only be on some of the dates not the entire tour. Sticky and Sweet, more like “Dried up and Sour”. This is a big YAWWWWWWWWWWWWWN.
John Edwards’ Daughter Caught Drunk in Public
On the night of July 4th, Catharine Elizabeth (’Cate’) Edwards, the elder daughter of John Edwards, the 2004 nominee for Vice President of the United States from the Democratic Party, was sitting reading the fine print of a Public Intoxication ticket, instead of watching the fireworks commemorate the birth of the country her father wanted to help run. I wonder if this hurts the chances of Edwards being nominated for the Vice Presidency card with Barack Obama.
Former San Diego Charger Terrence Kiel Dies in a Car Accident
Terrence Kiel a former safety for the San Diego Chargers was killed in a car accident late Friday night.Kiel was reportedly driving his car on the wrong side of the road when it struck a wall. He was ejected from the vehicle and pinned under the hood. Kiel was barely breathing when medical personnel arrived and was pronounced dead an hour later at 11:28 pm. Terrence had just left a party where his friends had pleaded with him not to drive home. However, police will not know whether or not drugs or alcohol played a role in the accident until toxicology tests are performed. Friends don’t let friends drive drunk. Thank God he didn’t hit anyone.
Ashley Dupre Drops Lawsuit Against ‘Girls Gone Wild’s’ Joe Francis
Ashley Alexandrea Dupre has decided to drop her $10 million lawsuit against Joe Francis on Thursday, July 3rd. She claims that the dropped was a way to “eliminate all negativity from her life and focus on the positive.� According to her lawyer Richard C. Wolfe, She has prospects for many exciting new projects. Starmuscle.com smells a settlement.
Cynthia Rodriguez, A-Rod’s Wife Blames Madonna for Their Break Up
Cynthia Rodriguez is blaming Madonna and her religion, Kabbalah, for breaking up her 5 year marriage to A-Rod. A-Rod, who plays for the New York Yankees, has been spotted making late night visits to Madonna’s apartment that date back as early as the day his 2nd child was born. Madonna calls her vagina a Kabbalah? I never heard that one. Guy Richie is a complete pushover, take a stand man, stop being a pussy.
Miley Cyrus has a New Boy Toy!
15 year old Miley Cyrus sure does move on quickly. Just last month it was rumored that she was dating her 22 year old back up dancer, Marshall, and now she is being linked to 17 year old Lucas Till. Lucas plays Miley’s on screen boyfriend in Disney’s Hannah Montana movie. The moment Miley saw Lucas’ photo, she knew he was perfect to play her on screen love. Once they began shooting, she totally fell for him. It was as if she decided she wanted him and she would have him-Lucas had no choice in the matter. I wonder if Miley has new boyfriends sign a confidentially agreement prior to getting to first base.
Christina Applegate’s Ex-Boyfriend is Found Dead
26 year old Lee Grivas was found dead in the living room of his Hollywood apartment on Tuesday, July 1st.According to the National Enquirer, “Applegate and Grivas, a 26 year old skateboarder and photographer, has a rocky on-again, off-again relationship due to his continual battle with drugs and alcohol.
Holly crap just when I thought it was safe go look at the internet they come out with the shocker of the year there is a dam mini me sex tape floating around and I guess some guys are trying to shop it his Mini Cock all over the porn industry. Why anyone would want to see a Verne Troyer sex tape is beyond me but here are some samples pics
George Carlin has passed away. For his soul’s sake let’s hope he was right about God and religion, or he will be spending eternity in the firey pits of hell, getting ass raped by pineapples. He has died of heart failure (or was it the government). He was 71. Carlin was hailed for his irreverent social commentary, poignant observations of the absurdities of everyday life and language, and groundbreaking routines like “Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television”. He released his first comedy album “Take-Offs and Put-Ons” in 1967. He made more than 80 major television appearances during 70s, including the Ed Sullivan Show and Johnny Carson’s Tonight Show.
Here’s some memorable quotes by the late great George Carlin:
I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood. [George Carlin, from the album “A Place For My Stuff”]
Religion convinced the world that there’s an invisible man in the sky who watches everything you do. And there’s 10 things he doesn’t want you to do or else you’ll to to a burning place with a lake of fire until the end of eternity. But he loves you! …And he needs money! He’s all powerful, but he can’t handle money! [George Carlin, fromalbum “You Are All Diseased” (it can also be found in the book “Napalm and Silly Putty”.]
“Conservatives say if you don’t give the rich more money, they will lose their incentive to invest. As for the poor, they tell us they’ve lost all incentive because we’ve given them too much money.” — George Carlin.
StarMuscle.com loved and will continue to love George Carlin. As a fellow free speech activist, us and George Carlin like to point out the idiocies of society, and the world. Carlin was the William Shakespeare of comedy and brought the dick and fart jokes to a whole new level. He was often copied, bt never duplicated, although Dennis Miller tried.
We are predicting that George Carlin was killed, murdered by the US Government. This heart attack seems a little too convenient. Star Muscle demands an autopsy.
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