Lindsay Lohan Marrying A Woman
Posted September 16, 2008
The cat is out of the bag. Lindsay Lohan’s past sexual lesbian experimentations have turned full fledge lesbo. Lindsay Lohan will be marrying a woman….well kinda. Maybe after having sex with Wilmer Valderrama, she decided that men are just too horrible to be with. Aren’t there any hot lesbians out there?! Samantha Ronson?! Hahahahahahah! Come on now. She looks like a frog. She looks like a retarded younger version of Rosie ODonnell in Star Muscle’s opinion.
Sam used her DJ slot at top LA hotel and night spot Chateau Marmont to announce the news, telling clubbers: “By the end of this year, my love will be Mrs Ronson.� She added: “Tonight shows the power of a woman – to underestimate that is to underestimate the world.� I would ask about a prenup, but Lindsay is broke.
We also heard that Halmark is now doing same sex marriage cards. Whooopie. I am going to mail her one. Best of luck munchers. I give it 7 months.
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