The cat is out of the bag. Lindsay Lohan’s past sexual lesbian experimentations have turned full fledge lesbo. Lindsay Lohan will be marrying a woman….well kinda. Maybe after having sex with Wilmer Valderrama, she decided that men are just too horrible to be with. Aren’t there any hot lesbians out there?! Samantha Ronson?! Hahahahahahah! Come on now. She looks like a frog. She looks like a retarded younger version of Rosie ODonnell in Star Muscle’s opinion.
Sam used her DJ slot at top LA hotel and night spot Chateau Marmont to announce the news, telling clubbers: “By the end of this year, my love will be Mrs Ronson.� She added: “Tonight shows the power of a woman – to underestimate that is to underestimate the world.� I would ask about a prenup, but Lindsay is broke.
We also heard that Halmark is now doing same sex marriage cards. Whooopie. I am going to mail her one. Best of luck munchers. I give it 7 months.
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If you have the desire to become an established actor you should possess the passion and commitment for the art, develop the patience to wait for your big break and the strength to overcome failures on the way. Here at Star Muscle, we want you to become an actor or actress, more people to make fun of. Those with actor dreams should keep the following points in mind:
1. Do your research. Talk to people in the acting field and get a clear idea of what it takes to be an actor, and what exactly actors do.
2. Get an education in acting. Attend acting classes, work with acting and dialogue coaches, study life experiences and work on as many acting styles as possible.
3. Relocate to a city or area where you will get more exposure and acting offers. In other words make sure to be where the action is.
4. Make a resume and include all the work you have done in the field in it.
5. Send your resume with an attractive cover letter to casting directors and agents.
6. Read industry papers “Dramalogue,” “The Ross Reports” and websites like Variety.com, Backstage.com, Showbusinessweekly.com, and Hollywoodreporter.com.
Stay updated and send headshots and notes directly to directors and producers requesting auditions.
7. Be dedicated. Be ready to make sacrifices, have flexible work timings, and work on holidays. Prepare yourself for different roles and characters.
8. Commit yourself to your roles. While working train yourself to concentrate on the job at hand and forget everything else around. This helps in making your acting more “real�.
9. Attend industry events and parties, and be socially active. Keep increasing your contact lists; you never know whose help you will need at what time.
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