Labor Day Celebrity Gossip

Happy Labor Day everyone! Everyone at Star Muscle at Retarded Videos would like to wish you and your family a stress free day off, and for many many students, THE LAST DAY OF SUMMER (Boooooooooooooooo!) Enjoy your celebrity gossip headlines:

Natalie Portman Debuts as a Director
Following a night in which she was honored for her humanitarian ways, Natalie Portman attended her debut as a director in “Eve” as she opened the short films section of the Venice Film Festival on Monday Sept 1, 2008. Let’s hope her directing is better than her flat acting…..she barely acted her way out of that wet paper bag, now she’s Georgette Lucas?

Pdiddy Is An First Class A-Hole (still)
What a breathtaking moron. While most of America is struggling to make ends meet, Diddy is seriously acting like he has made the supreme sacrifice — flying commercial. He acts as if this should make front page news…his wish is our command. Poor Diddy, maybe he will have to go to cubic zirconia soon, fingers crossed.

Ashlee Simpson’s Blog Entry:
” Today I read on a blog that I went to the doctor and he said I was overweight and I cried and went to Planet Blue (because I was blue) and bought 6 pair of size 0 jeans. Now it is ridiculous to read such nonsense about oneself so I thought I would address this one…
1. My doctor says I am right on target with my weight gain
2. Have not been to Planet Blue in at least two years
3. Love my maternity jeans ..they have stretchy tops it is awesome!
4. My closet full of size 0’s are being worn by Pete right now and he looks hot in them
So now that I have cleared that up let me tell you…carrying a child is the most inspiring, emotional, amazing experience of my life. My weight and my pant size are the absolute last thing I am concerned about. I am only concerned with having a healthy pregnancy and a healthy baby. People who talk and judge pregnant women’s weight need to get a life!!!
Peace and Love,
Ashlee ”

Miley Cyrus Doing Babysitter Movie Remake
Miley Cyrus is set to star opposite Raven-Symone in a remake of the 1987 movie Further Adventures in Babysitting. In the movie Raven would play babysitter Chris Parker, who sets out on an all night adventure after a desperate phone call. Not sure what Miley’s role is but the film is currently in development and will tentatively be released in 2010. Cha-ching Cha-ching baby! Show Miley the money!

Fat Kelly Osbourne Hits A Reporter
Kelly Osbourne seems to be outdoing her mother in the disgusting behavior department. While Sharon seems to think that the word ‘f’ck’ serves as an adjective and verb, Kelly has recently spat in the face of a comedian after he called her fat and now she’s slapped a British reporter.

Melissa Etheridge has urged her fans to support Barack Obama:
After changing the lyrics to one of her songs at a recent concert in honour of the politician. The singer - who performed at last week’s Democratic National Convention (DNC) - pledged her political preference at a Los Angeles concert on Friday (29Aug08). Etheridge, wearing an Obama pin on her guitar strap, prompted the audience to erupt in applause when she adapted the lyrics of her hit song What Happens Tomorrow to highlight the Illinois senator. She sang: “I believe a black man can work hard and succeed. And we could be content to believe that he can be in charge of the free. And be the president.”

Motley Crue star Nikki Sixx is considering burning his diaries
Because he can’t control what becomes of his musings after he’s dead. The bass player made headlines with his Heroin Diaries book - based on items written in his past journals - but he has no plans to be that honest again. And he doesn’t want to upset his loved ones after he’s gone. Sixx says, “It’s (Heroin Diaries success) really brought to my attention, glaringly, that I wouldn’t want any of my other diaries to ever be read. “When the day comes that I pass, I won’t be able to control that. So I’ve been considering burning them so that I can leave those tales untold.”

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