Susan Lucci, Toni Braxton and Lance Bass (will he get a dude partner?) will hit the floor on ABC’s “Dancing With the Stars.” The crap just got deeper.

They are among 13 celebrities slated to compete on the new season of the top-rated dance contest, premiering Sept. 22.

The other contestants are Cloris Leachman, Kim Kardashian, Ted McGinley, Brooke Burke, NFL champ Warren Sapp and two Olympic athletes: Misty May-Treanor, who won her second gold medal for beach volleyball at this year’s summer games in Beijing, and Maurice Greene, who won two gold medals in track at the 2000 games in Sydney. Is this really the best that these guys can do? I guess it is getting better and all, but the minute Kim Kardashian gets off….voted off, its all done.

Rounding out the cast are chef Rocco DiSpirito, Cody Linley of “Hannah Montana” and comedian Jeffrey Ross. Always gotta have a funny jackass I guess.

The names were announced Monday on ABC News’ “Good Morning America.” Wow they got the exclusive! Holy Macaroni!

Kardashian, who co-stars with her family on the E! reality series “Keeping Up With the Kardashians,” checked into a New York City hospital Sunday after cutting her foot on a glass table in her hotel room. Let’s hope she doesn’t sweat off that sweet ass of hers.

“I will be able to dance. I went to the hospital. I’ll be fine,” she said in a phone call to “GMA.” Oh thank the Lord.

Dancing With The Stars 2008