Celebrity News That’s Kinda Grumpy

Hey everyone. It’s Sunday here at Starmuscle.com and we are getting together today’s celebrity gossip highlights. Here’s some headlines and news tidbits that will tide you over until tomorrow. We plan on adding in daily video clips into our posts compliments of our new tube site, Retarded Videos which can be found at retards.com. We just need to get back into the swing of things and everything will be alot more smooth.

The Material MILF Turns 50 Years OLD:
Madonna celebrated her 50th birthday in style on Saturday as she attended a party in her honor at a London club, Star Muscle reports. The paparazzi caught the pop icon — decked out in black, wearing gold necklaces and carrying a bold, jewel-studded handbag — as she arrived at the Volstead club in London’s West End with her husband Guy Ritchie. The night before the birthday bash, the couple attended a Kabbalah service together in London. No matter the cosmetic surgery Madonna gets, year after year she will continue to freak you out…..make our words. Want more Madonna ?

Ellen Degenerate and Portia Get Married
Lesbian prenups must be fun. Ellen DeGeneres and longtime girlfriend Portia de Rossi said “I do” Saturday night in Los Angeles, People confirms. The couple, who’ve been an item since 2004, were married in front of just 19 close friends and family. A lesbian dinosaur, Leslie Lickalotapus, attended the ceremony said, “It was a thing of beauty, the whole crowd started licking the carpets during the voes”. Want more Ellen ?

John Mayer Kisses Aniston’s AssIn an all-new interview with Ok! magazine, John Mayer reveals the reasons behind his split with Jennifer Aniston. “People have different chemistry, they have different lives,” John tells the mag. “It’s not about years, it’s about going out with somebody, being truthful on the way in, being truthful in the middle and being truthful on the way out. You’re either a cheater or you break up and I’m not the first, I’m the second. And that’s it. There’s no lying, there’s no bullsh**.” Despite going separate ways, John, who calls the split “the most normal thing in the world,” has nothing but kind words about his now-former flame. “Jennifer Aniston is the smartest, most sophisticated person I think I’ve ever met,” he added. “She’s one of the most lovely people I’ve ever met in my life.” Seems like he wants her back or they are already back together. After that brainless retard, Jessica Simpson….I can see why Jennifer Aniston would be appealing. Want more John Mayer ? Want more Jennifer Aniston ? Want more Jessica Simpson ?

Oh yeah…. Bernie Mac Died:
Sorry we didn’t post this earlier, we were on vacation. Mac suffered from sarcoidosis, an inflammatory lung disease that produces tiny lumps of cells in the body’s organs, but had said the condition went into remission in 2005. On July 24, 2008, Mac was hospitalized with an infection, that was later identified as pneumonia. The news of his hospitalization would not be announced for over a week, when his publicist claimed that Mac had pneumonia. The next day, responding to rumors that the actor was in “very, very critical condition,” his publicist said that he was responding well to treatment, and should be released soon. On August 9, his publicist announced that Mac had died from complications of pneumonia unrelated to sarcoidosis. Want more celebrity deaths articles?

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