Jim Dumps Robin!

First of all, if you don’t listen to the Howard Stern show, then this post is meaningless to you. Go get your head out of your ass and buy a Sirius Satellite system right now. For those of you that are fans, here’s a recap of what happened on Monday’s show.

On the Howard Stern Show today (Sirius Satellite Radio), Howard’s African American sidekick for over 20 years (and his news woman) Robin Quivers announced that she was dumped by Stern regular and hack comedian, Jim Florentine. Jim, 15 years Robin’s junior has been dating Robin for around a year now and it has been a huge topic of conversation on the popular message board Stern Fan Network. Ms. Quiver’s big beautiful black breasts and vagina has been the target of hundreds of song parodies, jokes, and extreme sexual harassment which has been pure radio gold to millions of fans worldwide.

At first Jim’s true intentions were at question at the beginning of their relationship. Getting plugs and notiarity from the Stern show has proven to be extremely profitable for any guest, musician, or comedian so Jim’s interest in Robin was a bit controversial. Was it to further his career? Robin was highly criticized for dating Jim due to his immature nature involving excessive flatulence in public (that’s farting for you retards), boyish antics, and not being a polished member of society. Some would call him semi-retarded. They seemed to keep their relationship private, even with Howard digging out tidbits of updates from time to time, and masterfully piecing it all together and psychoanalyzing as an amateur therapist.

Jim Florentine is best known as the voice of Special Ed from the Comedy Central show, Crank Yankers. It’s basically a show with phony phone calls coming from funny looking retarded, drunk, and trashy puppets. I have the dvd box set….very funny stuff. Us puppets stick together.

So on Monday’s show before the news, the annoying and untalented Greg Fitzsimmons was siting in, they played a funny Robin-Jim song before Robin started reading the news. She abruptly announced that they were no longer together. Howard must have been a little annoyed since the show was going a little long, he was obviously tired and wanted to leave, and this topic (which would be a 5 hour show in itself) was brought up. She mentioned he broke up with her and she seemed a little shaken by it. I imagine this will be the first then they talk about tomorrow.

Here’s Starmuscle.com’s theories. Robin is used to having her ass kissed by everyone. She’s a cackling diva bitch that has significantly loses what little talent she did have year after year. She’s annoying, has a piercing nervous laugh which makes you hate ALL women. She has been extremely threatened by the addition of Artie Lange over the past 7 years and really doesn’t contribute to the show as much as Howard pumps her up to be an important part of the show. Jim on the other hand, is a man’s man. No not a homo, he’s a normal guy that loves life. He’s funny, down to earth and extremely talented. Robin’s negative energy and constant elitism was too much of a drain on Jim. Anyways, that’s just our theory, you can post a comment below.

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Welcome to the weekend summary of Starmuscle.com’s celebrity gossip. It was a pretty light weekend, we seem to be a little heavy on the Madonna news. That old bat just won’t leave. Maybe she will become a robot and live forever like Darth Vader. Anyways here’s your celebrity gossip for the end of July 2008. I kissed a girl and I liked it celebrity gossip.

Mark Walhberg Is Getting Married:
MARK WAHLBERG stunned fans at the Comic-Com comic book convention at the weekend (26Jul08) after revealing his marriage plans. The Planet of The Apes star was at the four-day event promoting upcoming film Max Payne when things got personal and the actor explained he was planning to wed his longtime girlfriend Rhea Durham, who is expecting the couple’s third child. He said, “We continue to grow in our relationship and I think we have a much better chance at succeeding and staying together.” I just saw the story of Marky Mark on VH1 and man-o-man Marky Mark clawed his way to fame, from free basing coke at age 13 to countless arrests for racial fighting and theft. Under that soft smile and boyish charm, there is a hard hard man….no pun intended.

Whitney Houston Song Leaked On The Net:
WHITNEY HOUSTON’s comeback single has been leaked on to the internet.The eagerly-anticipated track - Like I Never Left - featuring R+B heavyweight Akon, made its way online this weekend (26/27Jul08).The song’s title is reportedly in reference to the diva’s absence from the music scene in recent years. Houston hasn’t released a track since 2003’s One Wish. In the song, Houston tells her fans, “Yes, your girl is coming back”. Mama needs her crack, she better get on tour fast. Bobby…ba ba ba bobby brown.

Shia LaBeouf Arrest / Broke His Hand:
Shia LaBeouf, who was arrested for drunk driving Sunday after being involved in a car accident in Hollywood, is recovering from surgery, his rep said in a statement. What an idiot! How did this kid get the Transformers movie and THEN the Indiana Jones movie?! Now he acts like an idiot, endangers people’s lives with his drunk driving, and now isn’t able to work for at least a month. what an asshole. I am anti-nerd characters in movies too. It tells kids that being mediocre or a nerd is ok or cool.

Madonna Poisons Gerard Butler:
Actor GERARD BUTLER was given a vitamin shot by MADONNA on the set of her husband’s movie ROCKNROLLA - but it left him severely ill. The Scottish star fell ill while filming for Guy Ritchie’s upcoming gangster film, so the singer offered him a concentrated vitamin jab. But despite Madonna’s good intentions, the injection failed to boost Butler’s immune system - and left him feeling worse than before. Look at the crypt keeper, Madonna. Would you follow any advice or health tips that old bag would offer? Also Madonna’s acting again? Oh boy more steamy piles of shit that will be on the shelves of Blockbuster, yeah baby!

Batman Beats The $$$$ Record:
The BATMAN BEGINS sequel THE DARK KNIGHT has set another record at the U.S. box office by becoming the first film to pass the $300 million in just 10 days.The film became the first movie to hit the $200 million mark in five days after breaking all opening-weekend box office records last week (20Jul08).Thanks to a staggering $75.6 million ($37.8 million) secondweekend take, the Batman film has racked up over $314 million since its release in America 10 days ago. It took previous record holder Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest 16 days to pass the $300 million mark in 2006. I am finally going to see this movie tonite, I can’t wait.

Madonna To Renew Wedding Voes
Wow, Guy Richie and Madonna must have an open marriage (her banging A-Rod) because Madonna is renewing her wedding voes in a Kabbalah ceremony next month (Aug08), according to London reports. Despite claims the couple’s marriage is on the rocks, Madonna and Ritchie will host a Shabbat Nachamu event to show family and friends they are still very much a couple. RUN GUY RUN RUN GUY RUN! Say NO this time!

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