Maxim’s Worst Dad List
Posted June 17, 2008
Pop icon Michael Jackson hasn’t topped the charts in over a decade, but this week the much maligned singer claimed the #1 spot on a much less prestigious list: Maxim.com’s list of America’s 10 Worst Dads.
Jackson was named worst, even with convicted murderer Scott Peterson - who killed his wife and unborn child - on the list.
Maxim editors write, “Dangling a baby out of a Berlin hotel window! We’re not sure what’s crazier: Michael’s unique approach to parenting, or the fact that a woman was willing to carry the children of a twice-alleged child molester.”
The ten worst dads, according the Maxim, follow:
1. Michael Jackson - Kiddie-fiddler who dangled his own child out a hotel window. You’re bad all right, Mikey. Really really bad.
2. Scott Peterson - Murdering his wife and unborn sonParenting is a tough job, but this guy didn´t even give it a try. We remember weekends at the beach with our dads going differently
3. Marvin Gaye Sr.- for shooting his son (OK, that definitely counts!)
4. Joe Simpson - We’re allowed to talk about Jessica’s funbags. You aren’t. Creep.
5. Kurt Cobain - Worst moment: Shooting his daughter´s inheritance in the face. He not only abandoned little Frances Bean when he took his life in 1994, he left Courtney Love as her sole caretaker. Which is not unlike playing airplane with your baby´s stewed carrots at feeding time, only, after you finish waving the spoon in front of her face, you inject her with heroin.
6. Michael Lohan - See Rick Hilton. And he looks like such a nice guy.
7. Father Oliver O’Grady - While not technically a father, this scumbag should be #1 on the list. Abused so many children (25), they made a movie about him (”Deliver Us From Evil”). Here’s hoping he’ll be delivered to a special place in Hell for people who use religion to take advantage of others.
8. Ozzy Osbourne - Two kids, two rehab bills. I guess those “just say no” messages just aren’t that credible coming from a guy who said he once took acid every day for a full year.
9. Rick Hilton - Real nice job on Paris, guy. She’s only a spoiled, brain-dead, exhibitionistic racist druggy jailbird. Did she call you crying from the pokey today?
10. David Hasselhoff - The Hoff, he like the drinky. What kind of jackass asks his kid to videotape him the next time he gets snockered?
Copyright © 2008 Celebrity Gossip. Star Muscle
del.icio.us this | Permalink | Comment | Print | Trackback url | BlogPulse
RSS feed
