June 2008 Looks Great

Goooood Morning Vietnam, and the rest of the insignificant world. Here’s some brief celebrity headlines which will get you caught up and ready for a new week week. Yeah baby! That’s what I am talking about my brotha from a diffrent motha! (Can you tell I have been catching up on my ebonics?) Anywho, here you go, enjoy you celebutard worangeshippers:

Angelina Jolie ‘Not Happy’ With Jack Black:
The “Kung Fu Panda” starlet was reportedly miffed at the recent Cannes Film Festival when co-star Jack Black let news about her twins slip. Um, why did you tell him then Jolie? Jack Black should do a Kung Fu kick to her gunt and force some preemies.

Legendary Designer Yves Saint Laurent Dies at 71:
Fashion icon Yves Saint Laur ent died at his Paris home at the age of 71, according to a longtime friend…..longtime friend? That’s all he was to him, you bitch. He gave you the best years of his life, and he was just a friend?

‘Sex and the City’ Rakes In 55.7M at Box Office:
The long-anticipated “Sex and the City” movie, staring Sarah Jessica Parker and her TV co-stars, raked in 55.7 million over the weekend, far exceeding Hollywood’s box office expectations. I predicted $112.00 nationwide. Seems like gay men and fat housewives really do go to the movies, who knew?

‘Lorenzo’s Oil’ Inspiration Dies at 30:
Lorenzo Odone, whose parents fought to save him from a nerve disease doctors said would kill him in childhood, died one day after his 30th birthday, his father said.

Father of Madonna’s Adopted Son May Challenge Custody Ruling:
Father of Madonna’s adopted son tells the Daily Mail he was promised regular visits. I would put three stamps on that kids head and stuff him in a mailbox. Mail him back to shitsville. Problem solved.

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Toni Braxton Live
Toni has ended her stint at Vegas’ Flamingo casino to focus on her heath. She was recently hospitalized in April for chest pains, and has decided to end Toni Braxton: Revealed for good. It has run at the Flamingo for two years.Braxton has been diagnosed with pericarditis which is a viral inflammation of the heart, in the past.

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