Holly crap just when I thought it was safe go look at the internet they come out with the shocker of the year there is a dam mini me sex tape floating around and I guess some guys are trying to shop it his Mini Cock all over the porn industry. Why anyone would want to see a Verne Troyer sex tape is beyond me but here are some samples pics

George Carlin has passed away. For his soul’s sake let’s hope he was right about God and religion, or he will be spending eternity in the firey pits of hell, getting ass raped by pineapples. He has died of heart failure (or was it the government). He was 71. Carlin was hailed for his irreverent social commentary, poignant observations of the absurdities of everyday life and language, and groundbreaking routines like “Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television”. He released his first comedy album “Take-Offs and Put-Ons” in 1967. He made more than 80 major television appearances during 70s, including the Ed Sullivan Show and Johnny Carson’s Tonight Show.

Here’s some memorable quotes by the late great George Carlin:

I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood. [George Carlin, from the album “A Place For My Stuff”]

Religion convinced the world that there’s an invisible man in the sky who watches everything you do. And there’s 10 things he doesn’t want you to do or else you’ll to to a burning place with a lake of fire until the end of eternity. But he loves you! …And he needs money! He’s all powerful, but he can’t handle money! [George Carlin, fromalbum “You Are All Diseased” (it can also be found in the book “Napalm and Silly Putty”.]

“Conservatives say if you don’t give the rich more money, they will lose their incentive to invest. As for the poor, they tell us they’ve lost all incentive because we’ve given them too much money.” — George Carlin.

StarMuscle.com loved and will continue to love George Carlin. As a fellow free speech activist, us and George Carlin like to point out the idiocies of society, and the world. Carlin was the William Shakespeare of comedy and brought the dick and fart jokes to a whole new level. He was often copied, bt never duplicated, although Dennis Miller tried.

We are predicting that George Carlin was killed, murdered by the US Government. This heart attack seems a little too convenient. Star Muscle demands an autopsy.

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R&B singer Janet Jackson is set to star in an upcoming reality TV series for MTV. The project will follow Jackson as she mentors a group of aspiring singers and dancers in search of the next pop superstar through unconventional means. Wow what an original idea! I can’t believe how up to the minute MTV is with its programming. They really have lost their edge. Executive producer Dave Broome says of the series, “It’s really about finding who’s the next Janet Jackson or Justin Timberlake or Usher. And we’ll find it from a pool of people who you wouldn’t typically find it from. We’ll go to Ymcas, church groups, local community centres and try to cast the show.” The winner of the series will receive a prize yet to be determined, although producers are entertaining the idea of relating it to Jackson’s upcoming world tour - which kicks off on 10 September . Jackson’s show signals a turnaround from her turbulent relationship with the network. She was rumoured to be blacklisted by the station after her infamous wardrobe malfunction during a performance with Justin Timberlake at the 2004 Superbowl halftime show the network produced. I would pay to watch a reality show of the MTV executives that have to deal with the pain in the ass diva, Janet Jackson.

NOW THAT’S A SHOW!

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Queen Latifah is suing the production company behind her The Perfect Holiday film, claiming she is yet to be paid for her appearance. The rapper-turned-actress’ lawyers have filed a lawsuit on her behalf in Manhattan, New York, claiming bosses at Perfect Christmas Productions breached her contract and owe her $275,000 (?137,500) for a cameo role in the comedy. Latifah, real name Dana Owens, co-produced the 2007 movie, which starred Terrence Howard and Gabrielle Union. I think that everyone that saw this steaming piece of dog shit or rented it, should sue Queen Latifah. If you saw this movie, then you would know they probably spent the $310,000 on feeding that fat heefer during the film.

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Billy Bob Thornton has denied reports he dismissed Angelina Jolie’s relationship with Brad Pitt as a “high school phase”. The actor was quoted in an interview with AskMen.com, saying, “She is just going through a high school phase. You know, dating the quarterback of the football team with Brad Pitt over there. She’ll be waking up from that dream in no time.” But Thornton, who was married to the actress for three years, insists the quotes were completely fabricated. And the interview has since been removed from AskMen.com. In May Thornton congratulated Jolie and Pitt after learning of his ex’s pregnancy. He said, “I think she was always meant to be a mother in so many ways. I’m just so happy for her. I’m happy for the kids to have a mother like her and a father like him.” And in a recent interview Jolie echoed his well wishes, insisting she was “proud to be his (Thornton’s) wife” and “still loves him dearly”.

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Britney Spears’ teenage sister Jamie Lynn welcomed daughter Maddie Briann into the world on Thursday . The retarded gene pool has just gotten a little more retarded. The 17-year-old gave birth via Caesarean section at Mississippi Southwest Regional Medical Center in McComb, Mississippi YEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAA. The baby girl weighed seven pounds, 11 ounces (3.5 kilograms). A source tells U.S. magazine People, “Just the family was there” at the time of the 9:30am birth, adding big sister Britney’s presence “made a big difference”. Maddie Briann is the first child for Spears and her 19-year-old fiance Casey Aldridge, a pipe layer (not crack pipe). The pair was engaged in March . The teen star stunned the Spears family when she announced her pregnancy news last year , at the age of 16. They had reportedly been delaying their wedding until after the birth of their child. Boy these Spears kids are fertile. To little Maddie, welcome to the shithole called Earth.

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Troubled actress Tatum O’Neal has kept her job on TV show Rescue Me, despite her recent drug arrest. The star was charged with seventh-degree criminal possession of a controlled substance after cops caught her exchanging money with a dealer three blocks from her New York home. She claimed the incident was her first lapse in sobriety after a longterm battle with drug addition. And bosses on the FX network program are keen to give her the chance to prove herself. O’Neal had already filmed two episodes for the fifth season - and co-creator Peter Tolan expects her character Maggie to return. He tells BuddyTV.com, “We want to bring her back, and I haven’t heard anything about why she wouldn’t be available to us. It’s a misdemeanour, so she’s not going to do time, and nobody has said to us we can’t insure her or anything like that. So I’m assuming she’s available to us and it’s ‘business as usual.’” Believe me when I tell you, Rescue Me NEEDS her for the ratings. That show blows chunks, they need all the help they can get. She’s ACTUALLY an Oscar winning actress, and that always helps.

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Steve Carell has denied rumours he will leave hit U.S. show The Office to concentrate on his burgeoning movie career. The former postman starred in the first three series of the Emmy Award-winning comedy and has since landed roles in big budget films including 2007’s Evan Almighty and this year’s Get Smart. The funnyman had been dogged by rumours he is set to leave the programme to take on more high profile lead roles. But he insists that he is definitely going to stick with The Office for the foreseeable future. He says, “All of the main cast are signed for three more (seasons). Beyond that, I have no idea.” If you have seen any of Steve’s shitty movies (aside from 40 year old virgin) they suck. He should stick to the TV show. IT IS THE FUNNIEST SHOW ON TV hands down. As rated by Starmuscle.com.

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Paris Hilton has laughed off rumours she will wed boyfriend Benji Madden in a joint ceremony with her best friend Nicole Richie and his twin brother Joel. I bet she planted this fake story to the press and it came full circle back to her. The socialite recently admitted she would love to start a family with the Good Charlotte rocker and eventually make her relationship with Benji official. But she insists any talk of a ceremony with Richie and her beau Joel is completely inaccurate. Speaking to Los Angeles DJ Ryan Seacrest, she says, “I’ve been hearing that rumour. But no, I think we both would want to have separate weddings.” However, she is looking forward to hitting the road with her pal and their respective boyfriends for the Good Charlotte tour. She adds, “It’s weird… we’re dating twins but it’s pretty perfect. We are all going on tour this summer, so I’m really excited about that.” I wonder if there’s any switcheroos going on in the bedroom with the twins.

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Actor Alec Baldwin has urged visitors to New York to ditch the city’s famous horse-drawn carriages - and get drunk and take drugs instead. The native New Yorker claims the vices are as valid a “tradition” as the carriages, which he claims are cruel to the horses forced to pull tourists around Manhattan. Speaking at a People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals event in the city on Wednesday , Baldwin told Wenn about the traditions he took part in during his youth in New York: “I walked through Union Square on my way to acting class and got offered loose joints. Drug dealing was a great tradition in this city. “There are other traditions people can get involved with in this city. When I was younger, I used to get a bottle of wine and get drunk under the Staten Island Ferry… so there are things like that you can do.” Shut your pie hole, Alec. Go yell at your daughter.

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Irish actor Colin Farrell has sparked rumours he has secretly married his girlfriend Muireann McDonnell - after he was spotted wearing a ring on his wedding finger. The Phone Booth star has been dating the Irish student for a year and has now fuelled speculation that he has made the relationship official after he was recently photographed at Los Angeles’ Lax Airport sporting a wedding band. A source tells British newspaper Metro, “He didn’t seem to be hiding the ring. Maybe he has finally found the girl he wants to settle down with.’” Farrell was previously married to English actress Amelia Warner in 2001. The marriage last just four months. The 31-year-old star also has a four-year-old son, James, with ex-girlfriend Kim Bordenave. I still can’t stand this dark haired Brad Pitt rip off. His tough guy smoking bad ass attitude always rubs me the wrong way. I hope HE does get married and gets wiped out in the divorce.

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Blade star Wesley Snipes has landed a $200,000 (?100,000) legal bill from the U.S. government - seeking to recoup the cost of convicting him on tax evasion charges. Will Obama pardon Wesley? Snipes was handed a three-year sentence in April after officials found him guilty of failing to file his taxes for five years. The actor already owes almost $3 million (?1.5 million) in unpaid tax and now the government have filed a cost of prosecution bill in a bid to reclaim the money officials spent on bringing the case to court. The bill relates to the huge amount of administration work that went into sorting out Snipes’ financial records. Snipes will also have to pay the expense costs of the 13 key witnesses who had to testify at his trial. Snipes is currently free on bail while his defence team work to overturn his convictions. Another example of THE MAN sticking it to the BLACK MAN. This targetting is uncalled for and exremely racist.

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America’s Got Talent judge Piers Morgan was not impressed by his Celebrity Apprentice castmate Stephen Baldwin (this was in an interview on the Howard Stern Show) - claiming the actor is a religious hypocrite. Morgan took part in property mogul Donald Trump’s reality TV show and was crowned the winner ahead of celebrities like country singer Trace Adkins, boxing champ Lennox Lewis, actor Vincent Pastore and Baldwin earlier this year . But Morgan admits he was sick of listening to Baldwin preach about his strong Christian values when he would also regale them with tales of prostitution. Speaking to U.S. DJ Howard Stern, he says, “Stephen spent half his time talking about religion and the other half talking about sleeping with hookers in Vegas. Make your mind up, mate.” The only bad thing about the Piers interview was that you could barely make out what he was saying since his lips never stopped kissing Howard’s ass. The King of All Media DID turn that potentially boring interview into radio gold.

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Mario Lopez Is The Hottest Bachelor:
He’s got charisma, dashing dimples and a rock hard body, so it comes as no surprise that People magazine has named “Extra’s” own Mario Lopez their hottest bachelor! Of course, this is old news to his female fans. Mario, 34, recently called it quits with “Dancing” beauty Karina Smirnoff after two years together and said of the split, “I’m so focused with work — I’m not even thinking about any sort of romantic relationship.” He could make any straight guy turn gay …..WHOOOOHAAA!

Mark Walberg Bitching In The Public:
Last week Mark Wahlberg was quoted as saying he was mighty annoyed by his neighbors, the Beckhams, and all the paparazzi they have trolling the neighborhood. He supposedly said that he wishes they would move back to the UK, but that Britain doesn’t want them, either. Maybe he is just jealous that the media doesn’t find HIM interesting anymore.

Is it true you turned down the chance to be in the Ocean’s films? Yeah - and it was well worth it! The second one sucked! People tell George Clooney it’s great, but we all know it sucked. I made two bad movies instead - Planet Of The Apes and The Truth About Charlie - but doing that was better than sitting with Brad and George, telling the press how great everybody is! “We were in Europe, George was funny, then we had some wine…” - that’s not for me. I do love those guys, but I had to step out on my own.

What an A-HOLE! It is not like Marky Mark has ANY real talent anyways. Nothing like pissing off Clooney and all the other top stars that starred in that film.

Lance Armstrong Humping Kate Hudson:
We’ve all done it — that embarrassing walk out of your boyfriend or girlfriend’s dorm room, hoping no one would see slinking out after spending the night.Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong went through the same thing yesterday — except with dozens of paparazis. I didn’t know she rose the Tour de Lance….

Who is Jimmy Kimmel Blowing To Stay On The Ai?
ABC has extended Jimmy Kimmel Live! for another year, keeping the show on the network until 2010 according to Variety! This guy has been lifting Howard Stern bits for years, all at the same time acting like his friend. I have never been impressed with his mediocrity.

Kid Rock Boycotts iTunes:
“It’s based on an old system where iTunes takes the money, the record company takes the money, and they don’t give it to the artists,” he told BBC News.“Back in the day, we all know the stories of the Otis Reddings and Chuck Berrys and Fats Dominos who never got paid,” he continued. “So the internet was an opportunity for everyone to be treated fairly, for the consumer to get a fair price, for the artist to be paid fairly, for the record companies to make some money. “I will be on iTunes eventually because I can’t avoid it, but I like to always stick to my guns and prove a point and do something original and because I believe in it.” Will Kid Rock be the new Metallica, where the public hates him. Kid Rock should be happy that people are DUMB ENOUGH TO EVEN PAY FOR A SONG ON ITUNES. Piss off Mr. Rock. This is coming from someone that makes ALL HIS money sampling other people’s music.

Britney Spears To Sell Her Home:
Well, if her Dad has his way that is. Britney Spears might be selling her Studio City home (think ambulances and shaved heads) according to recent court papers. People Magazine has a source claiming that Daddy Spears said his latest intentions are to sell that home and give Britney more privacy. It was not immediately clear where she intends to move. But a source close to Spears said, “Having more privacy and wide open spaces for her to raise her boys has been a goal for some time.” Her neighbors are rejoicing in the possibility of her leaving.

Velvet Revolver Needs New Singer:
Since it was revealed two months ago that singer Scott Weiland had been excised from Velvet Revolver, the rest of the guys have been searching for his replacement. They hosted auditions and even rejected an offer from reality-TV producer Mark Burnett, who wanted to make VR the subject of his next “Rock Star” series.Not long after Weiland’s departure, guitarist Slash stated that VR would be using the Internet to audition potential frontmen, adding that the band was even toying with the idea of launching a Web site, where audition videos could be posted for public review. That site never took off, unfortunately, but there are still hundreds of aspiring singers out there who are all at the band’s beck and call, should the Revolver need them.

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Welsome to Star Muscle, your #1 celebrity gossip blog. In today’s news there’s some weight loss endorsements, lawsuits, duis, hits to have people killed. and some nice generosity from a sports star.

Queen Latifah Jenny Craig Weight Goals:
Rapper turned movie star Queen Latifah signed on as Jenny Craig’s latest spokeswoman in January of this year. The entertainer - real name Dana Owens - has reportedly reached her weight loss goals and is continuing her mission of encouraging others to lead a healthy lifestyle.Latifah, who is known for embracing her curves, stressed that her weight loss goal wasn’t “about getting skinny.” Just remember you can’t never be skinny enough or make enough money

Naomi Campbell Settles Out Of Court:
Naomi Campbell has settled a case with her former housekeeper after being accused of racial and sexual discrimination. Slovakian maid Ivana Lovas took Campbell to court, saying the supermodel made her life a “living hell” in the four months she was employed by her.

Snoop Dogg’s Wife Arrested:
Snoop Dogg’s wife, Shante Broadus, was arrested Saturday on suspicion of drunk driving. She was pulled over in the early hours of the morning while driving in Fullerton, CaliforniaBroadus, who was alone in the car, was detained and booked on charges of driving under the influence. She was released later that day, pending a court appearance, according to Starmuscle.com.

Mike Tyson Paid To Have Someone Killed:
A government witness testified yesterday that former heavyweight champ Mike Tyson put up $50,000 for a hit on gang members suspected of killing his bodyguard in 2000. The allegation was made by Dwayne Meyers, a reputed former member of the Cash Money Brothers gang, the AP reports.”We got word Mike Tyson and [another man] had both contributed $50,000 apiece for the murders of Cash Money Brothers,” said Meyers.

Big Shaq Has A Big Heart:
Basketball star Shaquille O’Neal is seeking to assuage the nationwide mortgage crisis by offering to buy the mortgages of homeowners who are drowning in high interest rate loans.”I want to come in not to kick them out, but to work with them and save them so they can stay in their homes,” O’Neal told the Orlando Sentinel during Tuesday at Orlando City Hall.Shaq’s plan is to sell the homes back to the troubled homeowners with more affordable terms, and turn a small profit for himself in the process.

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