Marriage, Babies, Arson, Charities…oh my !

Recently all celebrity gossip has been all about the babies, pregnancies, photo ops, endorsements. Well today we get to pepper in a little suspected arson and some Scientology brainwashing too. That’s always fun. Here’s your Saturday morning edition of Star Muscle’s Celebrity Garbage:

Charlie Sheen Gets Married Again
LOS ANGELES — The star of “Two and a Half Men” has moved on to marriage No. 3.Charlie Sheen tied the knot with fiancée Brooke Mueller Friday night, said publicist Stan Rosenfield, who declined to give more details.The 42-year-old actor and Mueller, a real estate investor, have been engaged since last summer. I predict this one will last 7 months. Charlie will start to get that ‘itch’ and end up in Las Vegas on a crazy bender and Starmuscle.com will be ready for it. Til then, best of luck Chuck.

The Perfect Pair Denies Birth:
The Brangelina clan which is the most genenically appealling couple on the planet, began settling into their new home in the south of France as a report that Angelina Jolie’s twins had been born was denied by Brad Pitt’s manager. Yaaahn.

Will Smith is the Black Tom Cruise:
Pumping nearly $1 million of their own money into a new private school that will offer organic meals, laptops for every student and an environment of learning based on “equity” and “respect” to create “citizens of the world”, Will Smith is in that Danger Zone. The New Village Academy plans to use some teaching methods developed within the Church of Scientology and has hired a team of Scientologists to put them into action.

50 Cent’s House Burned Down:
GARDEN CITY, N.Y. — A multimillion-dollar Long Island home at the center of a dispute between Grammy-nominated rapper 50 Cent and his former girlfriend was destroyed by a suspicious fire early Friday.The blaze occurred just days after a heated confrontation inside the woman’s attorney’s office over the home. 50 Cent does not live in the home and apparently wasn’t there at the time. Maybe he just left his blunt burning in an ashtray, or maybe it was dat crazy beatch.

Beverly Hills Flop:
Eddie Murphy will return to the character, and movie franchise, that launched his career. The 47-year-old is set to star as crime fighting police detective Axel Foley in the fourth installment of the hit “Beverly Hills Cop,” Starmuscle.com reported. It might actually be good, the guy who did the Rush Hour movies, Breatt Ratner is doing it…so it has a chance. Let’s hope Eddie doesn’t wear another fat suit.

Hey let’s buy Bill Cosby’s underwear!
Well not exactly. They are auctioning off his sweaters for charity. The underwear was unusable since they had chocolate pudding stains in them.Cosby’s daughter, Evin, said her mother and father were cleaning out a closet recently when they came across a batch of the sweaters her dad wore when he played Huxtable on NBC’s “The Cosby Show” from 1984 to 1992.
“I pounced on these sweaters,” she said Thursday, adding she figured they could help a charity named for her brother, Ennis, raise a substantial amount of money. I wonder how much of this money will REALLY go to the charity. I say 1% and 99% to Ennis’ car payment

---

Copyright © 2008 Celebrity Gossip. Star Muscle