Celebrity Gossip That’s Bootylicious

Here’s some celebrity gossip tidbits that’s absolutely bootylicious from the always funny, sometimes controversial Star Muscle:

Carmen Electra Promotes Stripper Poles:
Carmen Electra has perfected the art of the “Aerobic Striptease,” but now, the former “Baywatch” babe is taking her passion for getting hot and heavy to a whole new marketing level. Do what you know whore, do WHAT YOU KNOW. She loves poles of all kinds.

Gwyneth Bares A Titty:
In her new film, ‘Two Lovers,’ which debuted at the Cannes Film Festival Monday night, Gwyneth Paltrow quite surprisingly bares a single breast. Starmuscle.com was confused when we saw the film since we assumed it was a 12 year old boys’ breast.

Janet Jackson to Go On Tour:
Though going out on tour means connecting with fans, it can also mean long hours, high stress, and sleepless nights. Janet Jackson says she’s looking forward to all of it as she prepares for her first tour in seven years. She actually got herself into shape and fingers crossed on those wardrobe malfunctions.

George Takei, Sulu From ‘Star Trek,’ to Marry Partner:
George Takei, the original Sulu from “Star Trek,” announced over the weekend that he and his longtime partner Brad Altman will tie the knot this summer.

Mike Tyson Documentary:
Mike Tyson considers it a miracle that he lived to tell his tale. And he’s telling it in graphic detail in a new documentary at the Cannes Film Festival. Can’t wait to see this flick.

Chesney Wins Fourth Straight Entertainer of Year Award:
Kenny Chesney tied Garth Brooks by winning his fourth straight entertainer of the year award at the Academy of Country Music awards. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHN!

Lance Armstrong, Kate Hudson Spotted Together in Austin:
Lance Armstrong and Kate Hudson spent time together in Austin over the weekend, dining at two different restaurants, People magazine reported. I thought she only dated drug addicts? Maybe he is just high on life…..and oxygen.

Online Gambling Sites Favor David Cook Over Archuleta:
With the first part of the “American Idol” finale approaching on Tuesday night, the online gambling sites were favoring one David over another. The only bet I would make is that I won’t be watching that garbage.

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