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Here’s the brief celebrity headlines for the day after Mother’s Day to get you caught up and ready for the new week:

Ashlee Simpson Called Britney “Trashy”
Starmuscle.com has learned that the nepotistic singer, Ashlee Simpson has the nerve to call our beloved Brit, “TRASHY”. “In an interview the other day, they asked me what I thought, ‘You’ve had one too many Britney Spears’ means,” Ashlee said, according to OK!Magazine.com. “I was like, ‘What?’ And they said it means you’ve had one too many beers. I was like, ‘Oh, you’ve had one too many trashy girls!’” The incident happened when Simpson was answering a question while appearing on The Nokia Green Room a London music show. Ashlee is dead wrong. Britney is “White Trashy”….not just “trashy.”

1 Million Dollars For A Clinton Video ?
A producer offers the CLintons $1,000,000 to pull out of the race and shoot a video. NO IT IS NOT A SEX TAPE! Amid, a music producer is offering to pay the senator and her daughter Chelsea $1 million to star in his upcoming video. Oh it is a mother daughter combination! That is worth at least 3 Million. Starmuscle.com will put up the other 2.

Actor Arrested After Loaded Gun Found in Luggage
BUM BUM ! Former ‘Law & Order’ actor Dennis Farina was charged with a felony after police discovered a loaded gun in his carry-on luggage at Los Angeles International Airport. When the weapon was discovered at a security checkpoint, the 64-year-old actor said he had forgotten the .22-caliber handgun was in his luggage, police said. FO-GETTA-BOUT-IT!Farina was booked for investigation of carrying a concealed weapon, said Sgt. Dennis Beacham. BUM BUM ! Da da. Dadadadaaaaah. Da Da. Dadadadaahhhh.

Carrie Underwood Joins Grand Ole Opry
The 25-year-old former ‘American Idol’ winner’s formal induction was handled by Garth Brooks and Vince Gill sang a duet with her. “This really seems like a great family to be part of,” Underwood said, as she fought back tears. “I promise I’ll do everything I possibly can to not make you regret it.” Starmuscle.com has learned she originally expect to be on the Grand Ole Oprah TV Show, since all southern people call the chocolate Goddess, Opry.

R. Kelly’s Child Porno Case Selects Jury Members
Jury selection began Friday in R. Kelly’s long-delayed child pornography trial.The 41-year-old R&B singer is accused of having sex with a girl as young as 13 on videotape. Kelly, who has pleaded not guilty, faces up to 15 years in prison if convicted. Cook County Circuit Court Judge Vincent Gaughan read the 14-count indictment to some 150 potential jurors who packed the courtroom. If the condom doesn’t fit, you must acquit….. too bad Johnny Cockring is dead and can’t defend this scumbag. Stramuscle.com want R Kelly to get raped over and over and over again in prison, for the rest of his life.

Hulk Hogan’s Son Is Going To Jail
A judge in Florida says the 17-year-old son of wrestler Hulk Hogan should serve eight months in jail for reckless driving. Nick Bollea was led off to begin his sentence immediately after the ruling Friday afternoon. He will also be on five years of probation and lose his driving privileges for three years. The impact left his friend, John Graziano, critically injured and in need of lifetime medical care. Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time, you spoiled silver spoon fag.

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