Brooke Knows Best Review

VH1 has confirmed reports that former Hogan Knows Best star Brooke Hogan has landed a reality series of her own on the network. VH1 has ordered up ten episodes of Brooke Knows Best. The network describes Brooke Hogan’s new reality show as: The new series will follow her as she moves to Miami to start a new life on her own. Her family, including her parents, are expected to make appearances from time to time. When the ratings tank, you’ll see alot more of Hulk Hogan, believe me.

Here are my suggestions for the new Brooke show storylines:

Brooke budges in lines at top Miami nightclubs.
Brooke starts dating a Columbian drug lord.
Brooke dates a black football player and Hulk does Hulkamania on him.
Brooke continues to waste time and money on her pathetic music career.
Brooke does some modeling and they push her ‘too far’ and she feels unconfortable about the sexiness.
Brooke’s show gets cancelled and she moves back in to freeload off her dad.

I haven’t seen the new show yet, but the minute I do…actually after I hurl chunks out of my mouth, I will gladly start up my crappy computer and write my review of this potential masterpiece.

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