Ashlee Simpson Upskirt

Posted March 7, 2008

Despite the rumors she was hung over from the night before, Ashley’s rep is saying:

“Ashlee was absolutely not intoxicated this morning on Hot 99.5. She has been working extremely hard traveling across the country to promote her upcoming new album by performing at night and waking up very early the next day to do radio interviews in the morning - like any of us would be - she was simply just tired.â€? Well at least she took her mom’s advice and wore clean underwear when she went out. Look at those legs! Whoooa! They are great. That is grade A thoroughbreed legs. Keep up the great work, stay on that Hollywood road to nowhere!

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Justin Timberlake Givenchy Cologne

Posted March 7, 2008

Justin has just signed a deal with Givenchy to put out an intoxicating blend of sexy and back. Hopefully it won’t smell like Justin’s back(end). Sources say the scent is extremely FRUITY,like Justin himself.

The project will be officially unveiled to the press in June and will be launched commercially in two stages - beginning in the U.S. this autumn, with a worldwide roll-out throughout 2009. President and CEO of Parfums Givenchy, Alain Lorenzo, says, “Givenchy chose Justin Timberlake, not only for his star quality, but because he is a world recognized trendsetter who redefines modern elegance.�

Justin has been selling out faster than the “Jessica Alba toliet seat casting role”. I am getting a little JT’ed out. He’s a talented kid, but enough is enough, slow down.


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Patrick Swayze Cancer

Posted March 7, 2008

Patrick Swayze, who starred in such blockbuster films as Dirty Dancing and Ghost, has been diagnosed with pancreatic cancer , according to media
reports. While little has been reported about the 55-year-old actor’s condition, the news casts a spotlight on this often fatal form of cancer. He definately is not having the time of his life right now.

The pancreas is a long, flat gland that lies in the abdomen behind the stomach and produces both enzymes that aid digestion and certain hormones that help maintain the proper level of sugar in the blood. Hannibal Lector would pan fry the pancreas with some fafa beans.

The American Cancer Society estimates that 37,680 Americans (18,770 men and 18,910 women) will be diagnosed with pancreatic cancer in 2008. About 34,290 Americans (17,500 men and 16,790 women) will die of pancreatic cancer in 2008, making it the fourth deadliest cancer.

Baby has not returned our calls for a comment on this tragic event. Nobody puts Baby in a corner.

Whoopi Goldberg has offered her support to cancer-suffering pal Patrick Swayze - and is desperate for her Ghost co-star to get better. Goldberg spoke of the actor as “a man I adore.” And Goldberg admitted she had a special place in her heart for the 55-year-old after he insisted she be cast in the 1990 movie, for which she won an Oscar.

If I could talk to Patrick this is what I would say, “I’m scared of walking out of this room and never feeling the rest of my whole life, the way I feel when I’m with you.â€? “One Last Dance, one last dance”.


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Britney Spears Dad Allowance

Posted March 7, 2008

A Los Angeles court commissioner has ruled that Britney Spears’ dad can draw $2,500-a-week from his daughter’s accounts - as conservator of her affairs.
(So that’s the goin’ rate for babysitting a retard).

According to Tmz, Jamie Spears was also given permission to lease a car in a court ruling on Wednesday, during which the pop star’s father was told he’d be allowed to stay in control of his daughter’s legal and financial affairs until July 31. Jamie was appointed conservator of his daughter’s affairs at the beginning of February. His shared responsibility - with court-appointed observer Andrew Wallet - was supposed to end on Monday. Instead, the extension will be made official on that date - hours after Spears and her ex-husband Kevin Federline’s child custody and visitation case returns to Los Angeles Superior Court. Britney Spears dead by 2009, fingers crossed.


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Dina Lohan Interview

Posted March 7, 2008

Lindsay Lohan’s mother Dina Lohan has denied reports her daughter was approached by Hugh Hefner to strip off for a photo shoot in his famous Playboy magazine. It was widely reported last week the mogul had asked the 21-year-old to re-create Marilyn Monroe’s famous nude swimming scene from 1962 movie Something’s Got To Give for the pages of Playboy, after posing in a state of undress for New York magazine the same month. But Dina Lohan - who is currently filming a reality series about life with the Lohans - is adamant the Mean Girls star was not asked to pose nude for the adult publication. She tells UsMagazine.com, “That (offer) never happened. That would be a no.”

She wasn’t also quoted as saying ,”Lindsay has never done cocaine or other illegal drugs”. ” Lindsay is also still a virgin”. She lastly Dina did not say (but could be this dellusional) “I am so jealous of my daughter’s success, I have to jump on that reality tv bandwagon and SHOW THE WORLD how GREAT I AM…NOT MY DAUGHTER..” This lady needs some serious counseling. How pathetic, how embarrassing….we feel your pain Lindsay.


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Kelly Rowland Plastic Surgery

Posted March 7, 2008

Destiny’s Child singer Kelly Rowland recently admitted to treating herself to a little plastic surgery in the form of breast augmentation. I must admit that I find it awfully refreshing to hear a celebrity like Kelly, 27, actually acknowledge that they’ve had work done. Beyonce Knowles’ BFF spoke to People for an upcoming issue about her choice to go under the knife. “It is a decision I made for myself. I like it, and that’s all that counts. For young people: Think about it before you just jump off and do something,” she told the magazine. If only Pam Anderson had thought twice about her humongous implants, perhaps she wouldn’t look so ridiculous right now.


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Brooke Knows Best Review

Posted March 7, 2008

VH1 has confirmed reports that former Hogan Knows Best star Brooke Hogan has landed a reality series of her own on the network. VH1 has ordered up ten episodes of Brooke Knows Best. The network describes Brooke Hogan’s new reality show as: The new series will follow her as she moves to Miami to start a new life on her own. Her family, including her parents, are expected to make appearances from time to time. When the ratings tank, you’ll see alot more of Hulk Hogan, believe me.

Here are my suggestions for the new Brooke show storylines:

  • Brooke budges in lines at top Miami nightclubs.
    Brooke starts dating a Columbian drug lord.
    Brooke dates a black football player and Hulk does Hulkamania on him.
    Brooke continues to waste time and money on her pathetic music career.
    Brooke does some modeling and they push her ‘too far’ and she feels unconfortable about the sexiness.
    Brooke’s show gets cancelled and she moves back in to freeload off her dad.
  • I haven’t seen the new show yet, but the minute I do…actually after I hurl chunks out of my mouth, I will gladly start up my crappy computer and write my review of this potential masterpiece.


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    Naomi Campbell Is A Bitch

    Posted March 7, 2008

    Nurses at a Brazilian hospital got a taste of Naomi Campbell’s famous temper after news of her hospitalization for the removal of an ovarian cyst leaked out. The catwalk legend was furious about the breach and lit into staff at the Sirio Libanes Hospital, believing they were responsible for tipping off the press.

    “The female nurse who brought her breakfast one day left the room in tears after Naomi cursed her out.�

    “Naomi was in an absolute fury that word had gotten out,� an insider gushes to The National Enquirer. “She wanted to keep the whole thing secret and when it broke, she blamed the hospital and took it out on everyone around her.� “Several hospital employees said, only half-joking, that they were afraid she might throw her BlackBerry at them.�

    LEAVE NAOMI ALONE! LEAVE HER ALONE! SHE’S A HUMAN!


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    Jamie Lynn Spears upskirt

    Posted March 7, 2008

    It looks like Britney Spears younger sister, Jamie Lynn Spears, is now doing what she does in public… but the younger Spears got the body, so young and sexy. When can we see her without undies??? let’s wait… hehe

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