Does Mario Lopez Play The Skin Flute?

Posted March 6, 2008

Dancing With The Stars contestant Mario Lopez is joining the cast of A Chorus Line next month. Whooooo HAAH! Lopez will perform in the revival of one of the longest-running Broadway musicals of all time. According to producer John Breglio, “(His) talents and charm will transfer beautifully to the Broadway stage.â€? Lopez is thrilled to join the cast of this show: “Every actor dreams about appearing on a Broadway stage. I have as well and have been searching for the right time and opportunity.â€? Knock knock! Who’s there? Mario Lopez. Mario Lopez who? Mario Lopez, the one who is hiding in the closet. That was a early morning lame pre-coffee joke, I apologize. Ok he’s bisexual then. Or maybe a transtesticle like Oscar de la Hoya…those latin men are very girlie and like lace.


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