Does Mario Lopez Play The Skin Flute?
Posted March 6, 2008
Dancing With The Stars contestant Mario Lopez is joining the cast of A Chorus Line next month. Whooooo HAAH! Lopez will perform in the revival of one of the longest-running Broadway musicals of all time. According to producer John Breglio, “(His) talents and charm will transfer beautifully to the Broadway stage.” Lopez is thrilled to join the cast of this show: “Every actor dreams about appearing on a Broadway stage. I have as well and have been searching for the right time and opportunity.” Knock knock! Who’s there? Mario Lopez. Mario Lopez who? Mario Lopez, the one who is hiding in the closet. That was a early morning lame pre-coffee joke, I apologize. Ok he’s bisexual then. Or maybe a transtesticle like Oscar de la Hoya…those latin men are very girlie and like lace.
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