2008 March 06 | Famous Ladies – Celeb Babes Getting dirty

15-year-old Miley Cyrus says she is creeped out when she sees single male fans in her audience. They are simply waiting. Waiting patiently. Very patient. Tick Tock, Tick Tock. 2 years, 8 months, 16 days, 12 hours, 44 minutes, 4 seconds til she’s 18 years old (and counting).

“When it’s, like, the dad fans, it’s so cute! ‘Cause they’re, like, there with their daughters and they’re singing my songs,�? says Cyrus. “And then there’s the guys who watch it on their own. That’s when it gets creepier.�? Try dressing, um like, not so much of a little whore then. Stop grinding your pe

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Dancing With The Stars contestant Mario Lopez is joining the cast of A Chorus Line next month. Whooooo HAAH! Lopez will perform in the revival of one of the longest-running Broadway musicals of all time. According to producer John Breglio, “(His) talents and charm will transfer beautifully to the Broadway stage.�? Lopez is thrilled to join the cast of this show: “Every actor dreams about appearing on a Broadway stage. I have as well and have been searching for the right time and opportunity.�? Knock knock! Who’s there? Mario Lopez. Mario Lopez who? Mario Lopez, the one who is hiding in the closet. That was a early morning lame pre-coffee joke, I apologize. Ok he’s bisexual then. Or maybe a transtesticle like Oscar de la Hoya…those latin men are very girlie and like lace.

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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are planning to have their new baby in Texas. YEEEEE HAW! Keep those doggies rollin!

The couple - who already have four children - have moved into a secluded 270-acre ranch outside the small, rural town of Smallsville while Brad films ‘Tree of Life’ and are likely to still be there when Angelina gives birth in around four months time.

A source said: “Brad and Angelina love the South. They weren’t planning to move to Texas for filming, but Angelina is all for trying something new.

“They were offered several beautiful properties in the town but settled on the ranch because it is set way back from the road and prying eyes.”

Brad and Angelina - who have three adopted children, six-year-old Maddox, four-year-old Pax and Zahara, three, as well as a biological daughter, 21-month-old Shiloh - arrived at their new home in February.

One resident said: “I saw two huge vans, loaded with every toy and child-sized car and truck you could imagine.”

Will the new baby be white or black? I have already gone on record saying Angelina cheated on Brad Pitt (I have zero evidence) and the new baby will be of the ‘Chocolate Persuasion’ (meaning black skin).

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Kirsten Dunst has reportedly found a new boyfriend in rehab. The ‘Spider-Man’ actress - who is currently seeking treatment for an undisclosed problem at Utah’s Cirque Lodge facility - is said to have got close to a fellow patient and the pair are said to be inseparable.

An insider told In Touch Weekly magazine: “The staff have asked the two of them to separate many times. She sits on his lap while smoking cigarettes, they often take walks together. I have found that rehab is great for meeting chicks. Funerals are a close second.

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