Wow It looks like sweet Lindsay has finally gone topless. These are 100% real photos of the fine thing showing off those nice fun bags for the first time ever
Here’s the official lineup for the new season of Dancing With The Tards (I mean Stars):
- Radio/TV personality Adam Carolla - Funny guy, tons of talent.
- Telenovela star Cristian de la Fuente - OMG he’s the Mario Lopez of this season. Let’s hope he drops the Chalupa
- R&B singer Mario - Let’s hope he’s better than Master P
- Magician Penn Jillette - Magically disappear for us. Maybe a little fusion this season?
- Actor Steve Guttenberg - Um, who did he blow to get on the show? Must be a family connection.
- Olympic Gold Medal Figure Skater Kristi Yamaguchi - Isn’t this cheating? She dances on ice already! Smash her godddamn kneecap.
- Former tennis pro Monica Seles - A lesbian on the show, cool! Teamed up with a woman….hmm?
- NFL Player Jason Taylor - Your football team sucks, focus on one thing at a time.
- Actress Shannon Elizabeth - Can we get a wardrobe malfunction PLEASE!?
- Actress Marissa Jaret Winokur - AWESOME SMILE!!!!….can’t wait to see how hot she looks if she sweats off some of her chub. Remember, bulimia is for fat chicks.
- Oscar-winning actress Marlee Matlin - She can FEEL the beat even if she can’t hear it…what? hmmm?
- Actress Priscilla Presley - again, only a matter of time before she was on the show.
I would rather masturbate with a cheese grater than watch this show. Enjoy! I am kinda bummed that China Doll, the ex wrestler didn’t make the cut. I know she campaigned pretty hard. Poor half-girl.
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