George Clooney who has been designated as the UN Messenger of Peace by the Un Secretary General, Ban Kimoon, visits the Zamzam refugee camp in North Darfur, Sudan. Star Muscle has recently awarded the Cloonster the STAR MUSCLE, “Messenger of Piece (of Ass)”. Congratulations. All the hate we spew is 100% out of jealously. We actually like your work, as if you could care less anyways. It is celebrities like George that bring to the general public all the injustices of the world that otherwise would be ignored by most people. So right now, we feel guilty for doing this picture. Ok I’m over it.

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DiCaprio and the cousin from whom he rents a house are suing dozens of building contractors in an ongoing legal fight over a basketball court that neighbors claim destabilized their Hollywood Hills property. So is this his court that was built? or his neighbor’s bball court? This Associated Press article is really hard to follow and I am too lazy to shed any extra effort trying to figure it out either. DiCaprio and the cousin from whom he rents a house are suing dozens of building contractors in an ongoing legal fight over a basketball court that neighbors claim destabilized their Hollywood Hills property. Neighbors Joan and Robert Linclau sued DiCaprio and Hrtica in May for at least $250,000 in damages. They claimed their property was illegally excavated and some plants removed in 2004. They also said the work undermined a slope behind their home and left their deck and pool in danger of collapse. I was going to crowbar in some racist conspiracy theory about basketball and Beverly Hills, but I simply do not know enough to comment so here’s a cheesy little picture I made up:

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Before Charlize Theron could pick up her Woman of the Year award, she had to prove she was worthy. But We’re Not Worthy! That meant dancing to disco music, striking modeling poses and wooing someone wearing an elephant suit and a pink sparkly bra — all to delight of the cast members of the Hasty Pudding Theatricals at Harvard University, the nation’s oldest undergraduate drama troupe. Theron’s efforts landed her a gold-colored pudding pot. “I hope you all know I’m a high school dropout. I just thought I’d be clean with you guys,â€? Theron said Thursday. Yeah baby. Charlize Theron was a really good sport.

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Roy Scheider, the actor best known for his role as a police chief in the blockbuster movie “Jaws,â€? has died. He was 75. Sharks rallied at the hosiptal to have his body buried at sea so that they could eat him for dinner. Scheider died yesterday of complications from multiple myeloma, a cancer of the blood cells, at the University of Arkansas for Medical Sciences in Little Rock, where he had been treated over the past two years.Â

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Details of the restraining order against Sam Lutmcgyver have surfaced and it paints a pretty ugly picture of what’s been going down with Britney. Lynne Spears provided most of the information in the document and it contains allegations that Sam was drugging Britney. Just remember there is two sides for every story.
At one point Britney “picked up a bottle of pills and read part of the label and asked us, ‘What does insomnia mean?’ Sam told her that the pills will help her stay awake.” Lynne continues, “Sam told Jackie and me that he grinds up Britney’s pills, which were on the counter and included Risperdal (an anti-psychotic drug for schizophrenia and bipolarity) and Seroquel.” The docs continue, “He told us that the doctor who is treating her now is trying to get her into a sleep-induced coma so that they could then give her drugs to heal her brain.”.
After downing the pills, Sam then tried to get Britney to do shots of tequila. He also told Britney that Adnan is gay and later threatened Lynne: Ya know what? Britney is a drug addict, plain and simple. This paparazzi tard was there for her a couple times, like any drug dealer would be…just like a vulture. He probably gave her a line, a few pills, a toke…just to ease the pain. Then she started asking for him and feeling protected by him.
Lynne claims before leaving for the drug store that night, Sam gave her drugs upstairs “to make her more light-hearted, happy, and fun.”
During a dispute later that night, Sam allegedly said, “If you try to get rid of me, she’ll be dead and I’ll piss on her grave.” Brit said, “Can I see another psychiatrist so I can see my babies?” Sam responded, “If I told you to take 10 pills a day, you should do what I tell you to see your babies.” I think this is Britney lashing out at a guy that yes, took advantage of her emotionally, and possibly physically…..but I think Britney is having remorse over her actions and is pinning the blame on poor Sam.
Britney Spears suicide within 3 months…that’s the official Star Muscle prediction.

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