More of Avril Lavignes bikini shots but this time is much hotter than yesterday. She still holding something to suck, now I know what to bring when I saw her in bikini hehe…

We are talking about Eva Long-Whoria and it’s not about her performance in the sack. God is punishing the world and releasing this piece of dog shit upon the world. Ok imagine a wet steamy shit…now if that shit had the shits and started puking all over the place. Scrape that all together, cook it up on the George Foreman grill, add some peanuts, eat it, then the shit you take will resemble this new movie, Over Her Dead Body. In the history of movies, I have never seen a worse movie trailer in my life. You’d think a laTHINa woman could play a jelaous spirit well, but Eva gives Jessica Simpson a run for her retarded money in this performance. When bad people die and go to hell, this movie will be played on a never ending loop. The only pleasure this movie brings is to people ready to kill themselves. I can’t describe the embarrassment I feel for her when I watched it, I literally had my shirt over my face through most of it. Anyway, Eva said that if she died she definitely come back to haunt her husband Tony Parker. She said, “I would sabotage every relationship he is in. I would not let him move on, I’d just lay in bed and watch him. He’s not doing anything without me. I’d be like if I’m going to the afterlife you’re coming with me.�? RUN TONY RUN, RUN TONY RUN! Here’s the trailer, enjoy:

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New Line is in talks with horror production company Platinum Dunes to re-launch the “Nightmare on Elm Street” movie series, the franchise that helped establish the studio. Maybe they will get Matt Damon or Freddie Prince Jr to play Freddy Krueger…hahahahahah! The first “Nightmare” movie was made by Wes Craven and released in 1984. The runaway success of the film spawned a slew of sequels and created one of the most popular villains in screen history, Freddy Krueger, played by Robert Englund. I bet he stays on as a consultant sor they throw the poor guy a cameo. The film centred on Krueger, a serial child killer murdered by angry parents, who returns with a burned face and a razor glove to terrorize teens in their dreams. A screenwriter will be hired once the Writers Guild of America strike ends. The producers — Michael Bay, Brad Fuller and Andrew Form — are hoping to focus part of the new movie on Krueger’s backstory. I could write this next script from my toilet seat. Contact me guys, I will do some scab writing for ya’ll zack at starmuscle.com. I am actually a huge fan….I would maybe get Rob Zombie to be the Director. He did a decent job with Hallloweeen prequel. 1, 2, Star Muscle’s coming after you. 5, 6 grab your crucifix, 9, 10 never sleep again……………..

Daniel Day-Lewis paid an emotional tribute to Heath Ledger during a taped appearance on Oprah Winfrey’s talk show. I tell ya what folks, the Anna Nicole Smith death did nothing to me, John Ritter was sad, Johnny Cash was a little tough too. But the Heath Ledger death has really bummed me out the past week and the way that all these shitty tabloid tv shows are riding the shit wave for sensationalized ratings, makes me hate being a blogger. Heath, like Daniel Day Lewis had unbelievable talent. Both their performances in movies make you feel something, makes you want to DO something, cause a reaction in your life which may better mankind. A way to look into your own soul. Normally these tributes that come out are from hacks, has-beens, or wanna-bes, that want to ride the PR magic carpet ride. Later on the people close to the deceased, or so they say, come out with a tell-all book and do the tv circuit. Then there is the annoying interviews from a Larry King, where they miss the whole point right from the get-go, and work a non-relevant angle on the story. I know the Oprah show is a giant soap-box, and maybe Daniel Day is “campaigning for his upcoming Oscar nomination” (I would puke). But my heart says that Heath was and always will be beloved and respected. He was true to his craft. When I heard Heath got the Joker role…..I went nuts! Being a Christian Bale fan (not his last few flicks), and the dark dark style of a Heath Ledger, I will say that this upcoming Batman movie could be the best one yet. When I see the pictures of him with the smeared makeup…..it hits you right in the gut. Heath had the midas touch, even garbage turned to gold when he touched it. So in closing, write angry letters to the tabloid shows which exploit Heath’s memory and let Mr. Ledger’s parents have some peace.

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