2008 January 05 | Famous Ladies – Celeb Babes Getting dirty

Britney Spears on Saturday was released from the hospital after a custody standoff that ended with the singer being taken from her home in an ambulance, TMZ reported. Christmas is definately not over at the TMZ offices. Their holidays got extended with this whole fiasco. A court commissioner on Friday gave ex-husband Kevin Federline sole physical and legal custody of 2-year-old Sean Preston and 1-year-old Jayden James and suspended Spears’ visitation rights after a bizarre super long standoff that brought the police to her California house. You guys gotta have some comments on this. I am a little too busy trying to catch up with these updates to get involved in this. As I said last year, I will predict Britney Spears will take her own life in 2008.

Britney Spears on Saturday was released from the hospital after a custody standoff that ended with the singer being taken from her home in an ambulance, TMZ.com reported.

It’s not just Sean Preston and Jayden James, Britney Spears’ biological children, who are victims of her unraveling. The children of the world are now shedding tears, but even more so for the camp she was a part of. The Britney Spears Summer Camp for Performing Arts looks like it is sh*tting the bed. Starting back in 1999, Spears — through the Giving Back Fund — sponsored 75 kids for five nights at a sleepaway camp on Cape Cod. Looks like these kids are SOL Cry me a river kiddos. Too bad Jamie Lynn couldn’t fill in for her, she has too many prenatal appointments.

Troubled singer’s performing arts camp, whose members were underprivileged inner-city kids, seems to have been yanked from existence.

Dane Cook has broken a Laugh Factory endurance record set less than a month ago by Dave Chappelle. Man this kid is on FIRE. The internet sensation is looking to go down in history in every possible category. In what is becoming a heated battle between the two comedians, Cook told jokes at the Sunset Strip comedy club for 7 hours, beating the record Chappelle, 34, set at 6 hours and 12 minutes in December.Cook went on stage Tuesday and continued until nearly 7 a.m. Wednesday, and at one point even sent out for food to keep the audience fed and happy. His name is KIIIIIIIID TALLLLLLLK! Ba ta ta ba ta the ba to the biggy biggy!

Dane Cook has broken a Laugh Factory endurance record set less than a month ago by Dave Chappelle.

Former “Long Island Lolita” Amy Fisher is joining her husband in trying to market a sex tape, saying, “I always wanted to be No. 1 at something, but I didn’t think it would be something like this.” What a piece of white trash garbage. People need to boycott this tape, boycott her, and throw garbage at her house. Nuff said.

Mayor Michael Bloomberg welcomed “Late Show” host David Letterman back to the air after a two-month hiatus by presenting a key to the city Thursday to the show’s latest character Letterman’s beard. You gotta love this folks! This is the type of news that just puts you in a good mood. Are beards the new pink for 2008? If I wasn’t a felt puppet, I would try and grow a beard too! Whatja think?

“Kill Bill” actress Vivica A. Fox is brushing off the claim that she’s the latest star of a celebrity sex tape, the New York Daily News reported. Wow what a Hot Topic today folks. A boyfriend allegedly filmed the unsuspecting Fox as she performed oral sex on him, according to Internet reports. I could probably find 1000 pictures of this or make them up myself in Photoshop, but maybe this is real. We will keep you posted, as always, here at Star Muscle.

“Kill Bill” actress Vivica A. Fox is brushing off the claim that she’s the latest star of a celebrity sex tape, the New York Daily News reported.

Police will seek the extradition of a woman accused of fleeing to Canada after slashing Leonardo DiCaprio with a broken beer bottle at a party in 2005, authorities said. I will cut you beatch! Aretha Wilson, 37, (no relation to Aretha Franklin) has been in custody for several months in Toronto in connection with an aggravated assault case there and is a suspect in other assault cases, Los Angeles police Detective Steve Ramirez said Thursday. Is Leo dipping his pen in some international ink? HMMM. Dicaprio suffered “great bodily injury” when Wilson allegedly attacked him with a broken beer bottle on June 20, 2005, as he was leaving a party in Hollywood Hills, according to an arrest warrant charging her with one count of assault with a deadly weapon. Now he has some nice scars to show off on the silver screen.

Police will seek the extradition of a woman accused of fleeing to Canada after slashing Leonardo DiCaprio with a broken beer bottle at a party in 2005, authorities said.

Singer Natalie Imbruglia has split from her rock singer husband after four years of marriage, the Daily Mail reported. The 32-year-old said she and Silverchair frontman Daniel Johns had grown apart due to the pressures of work. Maybe it is the pressures of saying no to hundreds of 19 year old groupies who want to defile her husband in every city that he tours? These rock guys are bad news ladies, but that’s half the appeal I guess. Before her marriage, Natalie was linked to Lenny Kravitz and “Friends” actor David Schwimmer. After her marriage she now plans to take on the Los Angeles Lakers team all at once :) Just kidding….but it is possible.